Recently Acquired Returns!

We also just got a new collection of over 12 longboxes of modern age back issues dating from the late 1980s to the late 1990s.  Titles like Uncanny X-Men, X-Men, Excalibur, JLA, Batman, Detective Comics, Luke Cage, Deadpool, Fantastic Four, Superman, Avengers, Amazing Spider-Man, Wolverine, Black Panther, Gambit, Cable, Captain America, Earth X, Universe X, Paradise X, Namor, Exiles, Incredible Hulk, Iron Man, Punisher, Transformers, and a lot more.  We'll be putting these out as fast as we can.  Keep checking this section of the newsletter and the recently acquired box in the store.  We've also put out a huge amount of new comic sets, which will also be listed here.

But yeah, during the ol' holiday season we were not doing a whole lot of pricing books and such, because we were busy with important stuff! Do not question us. Anyway, we just got back on the comic pricing ball, if you would. We just cleaned out our spec box, and here's a list of the stuff we've put out for you.

Spec Box Stuff: Amazing Spider-Man #529 1st Printing (New Costume), Reanimator #0, Forgotten Realms: Homeland #1, Serenity #1 (Covers A-C), Flash #1 Variant Cover, JSA Classified #1 2nd Printing Sketch Variant, Supergirl #1-2, Green Lantern Corps #1-2, Firestorm #1, Ultimate Spider-Man #60 (1st Appearance of Carnage), Anita Blake #1 (1st Printing), Civil War #1-2 (1st Printing), Civil War #4 (Turner Variant Thor Cover), New Avengers #1-12, New Avengers #7-10 (Variants)

Web of Spider-Man: #1-3, 5-9, 31, 36
Venom: #1-2
Kull the Destroyer: #25-29 ($0.35 Variants)
Kull the Conqueror: #6, 9, 10
Thor: #582-587 (Ragnarok Parts 1-6, Death of Thor)
Savage Sword of Conan: #9, 10 (Coverless), 13 (Detached Cover), 19-21, 23-25, 27, 29-34, 52, 59, 70, 94, 97, 98, 100-123, 126-129, 131-134, 136-140, 144, 152, 154, 222, 225-234
Eerie Magazine: #89-92
Creepy Magazine: #95-96, 99
Heavy Metal Magazine: Sept 1977, Oct 1977, June 1978, Jan 1978, Feb 1978, April 1978
National Lampoon Magazine: Aug 1975, Sept 1973, Oct 1976, Jan 1976, Feb 1977, Feb 1978, March 1978

New Sets: Marvels #0-4, Uncanny X-Men #281-287, Uncanny X-Men #288-293, Uncanny X-Men #297-303, Uncanny X-Men #304-308, Secret Wars #1-9, Ultimate Spider-Man #50-53 (Black Cat), Weapon X: Age of Apocalypse #1-4, Wolverine/Doop #1-2 (Darwyn Cooke), Wonder Man #1-12, X-Calibre: Age of Apocalypse #1-4, Man-Thing #1-3 (Marvel Knights), JLA: The Nail #1-3, JLA: Gatekeeper #1-3, G.I. Joe vs. Transformers #1-4 (Original Marvel), Infinity Gauntlet #1-6, Firestar #1-4, Nightcrawler #1-4, Wildcats/X-Men #1-4 (Modern Age, Silver Age, Golden Age, Dark Age), X-Men/Brood #1-2, Alpha Flight #1-4 (Miniseries), DC vs. Marvel #1-4, All New Exiles #Infinity-11 (Malibu Comics), JLA: World Without Grown-Ups #1-2, Green Lantern/Flash: Faster Friends #1-2, Elektra & Wolverine #1-3, JLA: Act of God #1-3, JLA: Created Equal #1-2, Spider-Man #18-23 (Revenge of the Sinister Six Parts 1-6), Justice Leagues #1-6, Domino #1-3, Lobo: Infanticide #1-4, Eternals #1-12, Fantastic Four vs. X-Men #1-4, Spider-Man Saga #1-4, Adventures of Captain America #1-4, X-Men vs. Avengers #1-4, Mephisto vs. Fantastic Four #1-4, Onslaught Marvel Universe and X-Men Onslaught 2-Pack, X-Men: Clandestine #1-2, Pryde & Wisdon #1-3, JLA: Paradise Lost #1-3, Black Panther #1-4 (Miniseries), SuperPro #1-6, Longshot #1-6, Heroes Reborn #1-4, Thing #1-4, Night Thrasher #1-4, Infinity War #1-6

Reading is FUNdaMENTAL!

wow I really didn't even continue brainstorming after that first idea

NEXT WEEK: I-L, Including the Justice League, Justice Society, Iron Man, Incredible Hulk, Legion of Superheroes, and more!

Magic: The Gathering: Planar Chaos Release Tournament!

i hear there's also a black counterspell

Who wouldn't want to play a Magic set featuring a black Wrath of God? This set is going to change the landscape of Magic: The Gathering, and you can get a good look at the set by participating in our release tournament. There's also great prize support, especially considering that the value of the packs you get for entering are worth about as much as the entry fee you paid!

Don't forget to preorder boxes of Planar Chaos for $90.00 a box before this Friday, January 26!  After that date, they will only be available at the regular price of $107.00.

No Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament on Saturday, February 3rd

Due to the Magic: The Gathering: Planar Chaos release tournament that weekend, the regular Yu-Gi-Oh tournament is cancelled.

The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Born #1 Midnight Release!

ooh look at him all silhouetted and everything pretty spooky right guys

The first 20 people who show up to the midnight release get free copies of variant issues of recent Marvel series!  And anyone who shows up can register for a chance to win the extremely rare 1:75 Jae Lee cover sketch variant!

The 1:75 Jae Lee sketch variant will also be available to buy for $75.00, and a 1:25 Joe Quesada variant will be available for $25.00.

We Crave Constant Validation

Encore Magazine is having its awards for excellent stuff in Wilmington and, by god, I would say that Fanboy Comics is excellent. While they don't have a selection for best comic shop, they do have one for Best Bookstore, and we figure we pretty much fall in that category. So screw you, Barnes and Noble! We're coming on strong and we will not stop until we have burned you and your coffee shop to the ground.

To the ground, I say.

How to aid in our utter annihilation of other area stores? Why, vote at Encore magazine's website--the bookstore entry is about the tenth or so down. Come on, people! We are counting on you! Help a brother out, as it were!

WORLD OF WARCRAFT TCG BACK IN STOCK

REMEBER CHERI OTERI IN THOSE AWFUL OLESTRA CHIP COMMERCIALS?  THAT IS WHAT WORLD OF WARCRAFT MAKES ME THINK OF ALL THE TIME

The World of Warcraft TCG is back in stock at Fanboy!  We just got a new shipment of boosters in earlier today, and we should be geting more starters by the end of the week!  Boosters are $3.89 a pack, and Starters are $14.99 each, because Fanboy doesn't believe in gouging the hell out of you!  We're cool like that.  Also, I don't want to imply that our competitors are gouging the hell out of you, they are probably doing the best they can.  I'm merely saying that we at Fanboy probably could get away with gouging the hell out of you, but we don't think that's cool.

Oh, we've also got an awesome sealed event coming up on February 9th.  For $25.00 Entry, you get six packs (25 bucks is pretty much the cost of six packs anyway) and then you get to compete with the deck you build, and then you could win great prizes!  First prize is a Sealed Booster Box, and second prize is an Onyxia's Lair Raid Deck.  That's right, over $100 in prize support just for buying six packs that you were probably going to buy eventually anyway, in addition to all the official prize support we get from Upper Deck!

The Fanboy Spotlight
Big Eyes, Small Mouth Third Edition
^________^$39.95

Big Eyes Small Mouth Third Edition has been a long time in the coming.  The original developer and publisher, Guardians of Order, fell on hard times and ended up folding before this third edition of their core product could be released.  Fortunately fans of BESM, White Wolf came in and picked up the property, and we're finally seeing the third edition of what is probably the premiere anime roleplaying game.  It works well for the genre, too.  The system is incredibly simple, but it's also fairly easy to break, so you have to meet it halfway.  If you do, though, you end up with a flexible, light system that handles a lot of information with a few dice rolls.  It's very good at emulating anime, and it's very borad so you can stretch it to all ends of the anime spectrum.

Classic Marvel Figurine Magazine #32
ROAR VENOM HISS$12.00

This is the second batch of these magazines we've gotten in.  In addition to Venom, this group includes Doctor Octopus, Iceman, and the Thing.  Here's Marvel doing a better job at informing you about them than I ever could:

Fully authorized figurines teamed up with an amazing magazine put this series in a super-league of its own! The hand-painted white metal lead figurines are sculpted by master craftsmen and based on original pieces of Marvel artwork. Measuring 3 ½"- 4" tall, each figurine is individually numbered, comes stamped with the Marvel official logo, and comes packaged in its own box. The magazine accompanying each figurine will provide a detailed history and background on the featured character, including exclusive images and interviews. 

Marvel Zombies HC (Third Printing)
man that is so inaccurate the zombie fantastic four were totally not in that miniseries$19.99

Marvel Zombies is really awesome.  In fact, it's so awesome this is the third printing of the hardcover version of it.  With the third different cover, even, featuring the zombie Fantastic Four and Galactus.  It's funny, it's dark, it's just generally all-around cool.  It won some sort of Spike TV award for something, I hear.  Not that I place much faith in Spike TV's judgment, but this time they were right.  Good job, Spike TV, for not failing at this one thing.  Congratulations.

Archenemies TP

what a kind of hackneyed idea executed brilliantly$12.95

One's a Superhero!  One's a Supervillain!  And they both have the same apartment!  Sounds like a pretty terrible idea for a boring sitcom, right?  Well, surprisingly enough, it turned out to be a clever and endearing little miniseries from Dark Horse.  The superhero and supervillain both have well-developed characterizations, interesting backgrounds, and an effective dynamic that keeps the book interesting.  It also has a plot beyond "put these two characters in this situation and see what happens," which leads to some genuinely moving emotional moments.  Congratulations to Drew Melbourne for turning a premise that would be passed over if someone yelled it out in the audience of an improv show into something that has some actual depth and complexity.

Son of M TP
it gets really hard to do work while mac and william are talking and will not shut up$13.99

This book came out a while ago, but with the upcoming Silent War miniseries continuing the story that started here, now's a good time to revisit it. It's a damn good story, perhaps one of the best to come out of the largely forgettable House of M big event. Quicksilver has to deal with losing his powers, and along the way there's awesome art and a great story, not to mention a heaping helping of the generally awesome Inhumans. This was the series that made Quicksilver into one of the most interesting villains in the Marvel universe, and then they didn't do anything with him for months. I have a feeling that this Silent War is going to pick that dropped ball back up and run with it, and there's never been a better time to check out this major player in the Marvel universe.


Shipping This Week: Garth Ennis's Chronicles of Wormwood

it's a good sign when a writer's name is part of the title, right?  right guys?  guys?Garth Ennis unleashes his next major religious epic in the vein of Preacher, but this-time, he's taking it up a notch! Wormwood is the anti-Christ, no way around it, his dad is Satan and his demonic powers help him fit right into New York. His best friend is Jesus, who is a black, mentally-challenged, man that just isn't performing many miracles these days. The pesky Armageddon is coming right up, and it doesn't look like Pope Jacko is going to be any help in stopping it. Ennis drags the whole world into the gutter with his trademark razor-sharp dialogue, biting wit, and the stunning art of Jacen Burrows, all in full-color. The Chronicles of Wormwood is an on-going series of series that launches right here!

Shipping This Week: Silent War #1

be quiet guysSon of M told how Quicksilver stole the precious Terrigen Mists from the Inhumans and how Black Bolt retaliated by declaring war on humanity. Now that war is about to break loose as Gorgon leads a terrorist attack on New York. Old friends become deadly enemies when the Fantastic Four are forced to defend their city against the Inhumans.

Students: You get a Discount!

oh assistant professor doom, you won my heart

How great is that?

HORRORCLIX: THE LAB RELEASE TOURNAMENT RESCHEDULED

[[image:horrorclixpredator.jpg:i was kind of hoping it would be a stealth predator with no figure just the base:left:2]]Due to a shipping delay, our release tournament for the new HorrorClix set on Sunday, January 28th at 4:00 PM has been delayed until Sunday, February 4th at 4:00 PM.  For $20.00 Entry, you get 3 boosters (at this point, the tournament is already a great deal--you're saving money on the materials you use to enter!) and build your team with those three boosters. First prize is 8 boosters, and second prize is 4 boosters, provided at least 6 players show up. So check out this tournament, where the worst you can do is save money!

Buying Stuff is totally a cool thing!

By that definition, we here at Fanboy are among the coolest, because we buy all sorts of stuff!  Used Trade Paperbacks, Used Roleplaying Games, Silver Age Comics (Stuff published on or before 1978), Old Records, Old Pulps, and Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic: The Gathering Cards are all welcome.  Call (910) 452-7828 to make an appointment to have your junk looked at!

Fanboy Comics Winter Preorders

HorrorClix: The Lab
Boosters: $7.99
Brick of 12 Boosters: $89.99
Release Date: January 31st

Magic: the Gathering - Planar Chaos
Boosters: $3.99
Box of 36 Boosters: $107.00
Pre-Order Before January 22nd for $90.00!
Release Date: February 2nd

Dreamblade: Chrystic Plague
Boosters: $14.99
Release Date: January 19th

D&D Minis Gargantuan Blue Dragon
Price: $39.95
Release Date: January 12th

Yu-Gi-Oh: Strike of Neos
Boosters: $3.95
Box of 24 Boosters: $89.99
Release Date: February
Coming in January: Machine Revolution Structure Deck

World of Warcraft TCG: Dark Portal Expansion
Boosters: $3.89
Starters: $14.99
Box of 24 Boosters - $85.00

Buy Dice...or ELSE...you won't have dice.

you see it's a play on your expectations wherein i am using the got milk font and general setup but in actuality i ask in a more grammatically appropriate and polite way, but now i had to explain the joke and it's ruined

Check out our newly restocked dice selection in the showcase by the front door. We have dice sets, individual dice, oversized d20s, and dice accessories in many styles.

E-Bay Spotlight

he sure is wearing a helmet there.  what?  i got nothing.Elric #1

This auction contains the vintage very hard to find comic Windy City Publications Presents Elric #1 published in 1973. This issue is (VG-) condition with lite edge wear. Nice interior!

Contents include:

  • The Fall of the Dreaming City by Michael Moorcock, comic

she is precocious i hearSilver Screen June 1936

This auction contains Silver Screen June 1936 Vol. 6 #8, a vintage Hollywood movie magazine. This issue features a Shirley Temple cover portrait by Marland Stone. Other great contents include pictures and articles on Shirley Temple, Joan Crawford, and Bette Davis. There are great movie and product ads with Ginger Rogers and lots of other great stuff. Silver Screen magazine is a great look into the old magic of Hollywood and its stars. This issue is in nice shape. There is a small 1736 date written in lite pencil on cover and some lite edge wear. The interior is in great shape except for a cut out on part of page 13/14. Overall, the eye appeal is very high.

Oh Man We Could Really Use a Hand

Fanboy Comics is looking for people to contribute to this newsletter!  Why, if you'd be willing to do comic reviews, we'd be glad to give you a few issues to take a look at...on the house!  Yep, if you're willing to give a little to Fanboy, Fanboy is willing to give a little back to you.  I don't know why I'm talking about this like it's a mob deal, but it just feels right.

Schedule Schmedule

As usual, a great many comic books have been pushed back to a later date. This news is so shocking that we are now developing a weekly section where we announce comic delays, so you can better know when your favorite books are coming out. Or when the next delay announcement will be, whatever. We'll also include other schedule announcements, like different products coming back in stock, second printings, and the like. But this is the comic industry, and we all know which type of announcment we will see the most.

Changed Release Dates

  • Action Comics #846 - 2/14/07
  • Manunter #28 - 2/14/07
  • Superman #659 - 2/14/07
  • Fables #58 - 2/21/07
  • Superman Confidential #4 - 2/28/07
  • Teen Titans #44 - 3/7/07
  • All-Star Superman #7 - 3/14/07
  • Runaways #24 - 2/7/07
  • Immortal Iron Fist #3 - 2/14/07
  • Powers Vol. 10: Cosmic TP - 2/21/07
  • Powers Definitive Collection Vol. 2 HC - 2/28/07
  • Powers #24 - 2/28/07
  • Powers #25 - 3/28/07
  • Powers #26 - 4/25/07

WHAT AN OFFER



Fanboy Comics's Best of 2006 Awards

Well, we haven't received any really good ideas for the names. There were a few that I liked, but I don't think they were quite good enough to be a good name, or they were something that, should we decide to do this again next year, would make any sense for next year's awards. So, at this point, the name of the awards is still to be determined. I still had to make up some graphics, though.

FANBOY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS

That's right--your favorite comic could win a coveted TBD Award! In fact, you could help it win! Just submit your votes in the following categories to awards@fanboycomics.biz, or fill out one of our handy paper ballots we'll have available in the store. You don't have to vote in every category, but that's not discouraged, either. Here are the categories available for voting:

Best Cover - The issue with the best cover art released in 2006.
Best New Comic Series - Best series beginning in 2006; i.e., issue #1 was published sometime in 2006.
Best Single Issue - The best single comic issue released in 2006.
Best Miniseries - The best miniseries of 2006. At least half of the issues of the miniseries must have been published in 2006.
Best Story Arc - The best story arc in an ongoing series of 2006. At least half of the issues of the story arc must have been published in 2006.
Best Ongoing Series - The best ongoing comic series (i.e., not a miniseries) of 2006.
Best Moment - The best moment in any comic where you just went, "That was awesome."
Best Original Graphic Novel - The best graphic novel composed of material not originally released in individual issues.
Best Collection - Best collection of material previously released in individual issues.
Best Comic-Based Movie/DVD/TV Show - Pretty much anything you care about that can somewhat fit in this category. I'm not going to be too strict about it.
Best Indie Comic - The best independent comic book published in 2006. Indie is defined as not published by Marvel, DC, Image or Dark Horse.
Best Hero - The best comic book hero of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper.
Best Villain - The best comic book villain of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper.
Best Comic Babe - The best comic book babe of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper. I guess women can send in their votes for hot guys or whatever. THE THINGS I DO FOR FEMINISM.
Best Artist - The best comic artist of 2006.
Best Writer - The best comic writer of 2006.
Best Roleplaying Game Product - The best product released for any roleplaying game or system in 2006.
Best Card Game Product - The best product released for any card game in 2006.
Best Miniatures Product - The best product released for any miniatures game in 2006.

Alright, now that we've got the categories established and hopefully well defined, let's see those votes! To give you an idea of some of the awesome stuff that came out in 2006, the Fanboy Comics staff has all made their selections and we will be revealing them week by week until the final votes are tallied. This week, Thomas is revealing his choices.

he gets to go first because he is the only one who has actually made his picks

You may know Thomas as the owner of Fanboy Comics, but what do you really know about him? Well, you can tell a lot about a person by the comics they like. Maybe that's even true! Either way, here's a rundown of Thomas's picks for the best comics and games of 2006:

seriously can you think of something funny to write for all these headers


look at that dog he is just having the best danged old timeThe Thing #8

art by
Andrea Di Vito

Honorable Mention: 52 Week 1, Dr. Strange: The Oath #1, 52 Week 16

oh god I am already out of jokes at the second one of these


more like smellFell

written by
Warren Ellis
art by
Ben Templesmith

Thomas Writes: "All one-shot stories. A must read."

Honorable Mention: X-Factor

now, a series of haiku


oh my goodness spider-man how will they put this genie back into the bottle?Amazing Spider-Man #533

written by
J. Michael Straczynski
art by
Ron Garney

Thomas Writes: "I've been reading Amazing Spider-Man all my life waiting for a moment like this. Wow, what an intense issue. It also balanced very well with some of the reactions to the unmasking of Spider-Man."

Honorable Mention: Detective Comics #826

the spider-man swings/hey look they're making a film/quick, to the black suit


who will they kill and then reveal is not dead next?52

written by
Geoff Johns
Grant Morrison
Greg Rucka
Mark Waid

art by
Joe Bennett
Chris Batista
Keith Giffen
Ruy Jose
Jad Jackson

covers by
J.G. Jones

Thomas Writes: "Yes, I know, this should probably not be considered a mini series since it will probably last a lot longer than most new series this year. I love this book, it's usually one of the first things I read ever week. Do yourself a favor and pick it up."

Honorable Mention: Secret Six

hulk smash hulk smash hulk/smash hulk smash hulk smash hulk smash/hulk smash puny man


he looks really concerned thereThe Incredible Hulk #92-95
"Planet Hulk: Exile"

written by
Greg Pak
art by
Carlo Pagulayan

Thomas Writes: "Hulk SLASH! This should also win the award for most improved book of the year." [Editor's note: There is no award for most improved book. I guess if we had one, Incredible Hulk could win it, though.]

i dream of the day/all-star batman and robin/is finally out


they've got that something xtra oh god i just made an x-book pun shoot me now put me out of my misery a bullet in the base of the skull its all i askX-Factor

written by
Peter David
art by
Ryan Sook
Dennis Calero

Honorable Mention: Girls, Invincible, Y: The Last Man, Fables, Godland

holy crap what the/i think this haiku thing is/wearing a bit thin


do you like torture?  you're in luckThe Walking Dead #33

written by
Robert Kirkman
art by
Charlie Adlard

Thomas Writes: "This is the torture issue. Probably one of the most hardcore things I've ever seen in a comic. Not for the easily grossed out."

Honorable Mention: Amazing Spider-Man #533

i was thinking of/superman flying a kite/and then, KRYPTONITE!


it's kind of an allegorical thing you seePride of Baghdad

written by
Brian K. Vaughan
art by
Niko Henrichon

i wanted to do/an image comics haiku/but i don't give a


this comic sure sucks!!  because of gravitational fields and event horizons and whatnotBlack Hole Hardcover

by
Charles Burns

Honorable Mention: Absolute DC: The New Frontier

did you watch heroes?/no, i have not watched that show/dammit stop asking


x-men - the last movie you would expect to win any sort of awardX-Men 3: The Last Stand

ha ha oni press/nobody cares about you/scott pilgrim cries daily


this book is pretty cool if you like, you know, AWESOME STUFFMouse Guard

by
David Petersen
published by
Archaia Studios Press

Honorable Mention: The Killer (Archaia Studios Press)

go, fantastic four!/fight the evil scientists!/oh, wait, civil war


spider-man revealed to be...a total dweeb!Spider-Man

Thomas Writes: "The Civil War and Amazing Spider-Man issues where he struggles to decide the right path are some of the best parts of the Civil War books."

oh, right, the villains/i guess they deserve haiku/well here you go, guys


he is crazy as all get out folks, give him a handThe Joker

Thomas Writes: "Read Detective Comics #826 then try to say I'm wrong."

girls are pretty/they have lots of girl parts/for frank cho to draw


is this too risque for this newsletter?  i sure hope notThe Girls

from Girls
by
The Luna Brothers

Thomas Writes: "Probably not the best comic babe of 2006, but you have got to read this book. It's one of my top ten favorite books to read each month."

maybe i would vote/for steve mcniven if he/could draw stuff on time


hey why don't you get strep throat some time when marvel's NOT putting out a huge miniseries that you're drawing, buckoSteve McNiven
(Civil War)

Honorable Mention: Darwyn Cook (Batman/Spirit), Charlie Adlard (The Walking Dead), Darick Robertson (The Boys)

i bet these guys can't/write spontaneous haiku/for THEIR title tags


why yes, i did try to find the worst possible picture of warren ellis.  why do you ask?Warren Ellis
(Fell, Down, Desolation Jones, Ocean, Planetary)

Honorable Mention: Grant Morrison, Ed Brubaker, Robert Kirkman, Garth Ennis, Brian K. Vaughan, Brian Michael Bendis, Judd Winick

Wolverine vs. God

(ORGAN MUSIC ENDS)

Please rise, and open your hymnal to page 219, "Spider-Man Theme."

(SINGING)
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.

(SINGING ENDS)

Good morning, all.  Good to see you here.  Today I'll be pontificating on one of the most pressing issues of our church: that of deity supremacy.  As you know, the supreme being of our church is the one who could beat all comers in a fight.  Power is might, and might makes right, can I get an X-MEN?

(CHORUS OF X-MENS)

Amen, indeed.  Well, recently, we've had a bit of a theological uprising in some sects of our religion, with some arising that cast doubt on the almighty Wolverine's supremacy over the universe.

(BOOS)

I know, I know, but I believe we must analyze our texts before we retcon the heretic out of the church.  Please, turn in your Continuity Bible to the Gospel According to Perry, Chapter 4, Verse 22:

22First off, I have to say that God would be the winner 23but now I've got to explain it! 24If God were to shoot Wolverine with lightning, then Wolverine would heal, 25so God has to have a hail storm and imprison him in hail, which might work. 26If that doesn't work God could have an earthquake and caused a cliff to be created. 27Then He would have a hurricane to blow him off the cliff and let Wolverine fall 28and would lose the fight. 29All of this could of happened if Wolverine was real and God was angry. 

Now, one might say that the apostle Perry here casts his lot in with God, but that's just what the heretical theologians want you to believe!  If you look closely, Perry says, "Then He would have a hurrican to blow him off the cliff and let Wolverine fall and would lose the fight."  That's right, it does not say that Wolverine would lose the fight, it says that God would!  And I will brook no discussion of a typographical error can I get an X-MEN?

(CHORUS OF X-MENS)

Now, if you'll turn to the Book of Mike, Chapter 16, Verse 1, read along with me:

1cripes and i thought when he threatened the president it was bad . 2OK all depending on the wolverine depends on how this fight works out. 3Best 2 out of three as it were.

4fight one
5Standard Wolverine.

6Wolverine gets angry with his lot in life 7challenges the man who made it like it was. 8God for the most part remains above it all and ignores wolverine's cry. 9Wolverine gets pissed and goes to pick a fight with cyclops. 10Winner God.

11Round 2
12Marvel mangaverse wolverine

13wolverine simply states the abstractness of the God 14as being the one true and states 15that God only exists in the hearts of his believers 16and therefor has no power nor such over those who have no such belief. 17he then goes to meditate in a Shinto shrine and God once more does nothing. 18Winner Shinto mangaverse wolverine.

19Round 3
208 year old 90's perspective of wolverine

21"What are you freaking talking about wolverine is God!!" 22winner....Ah who the heck cares anymore.

23Basically the combat came to nothing . 24God would have to wipe out the entire marvel comics business in order to kill wolverine properly . And all you need for wolverine to beat God is a shoddy crossover with battle pope . 25So for ease of victory one would have to go with wolverine overall. 

Can I get an X-MEN?

(CHORUS OF X-MENS)

Now I've got one final passage to pontificate upon, this one from the Revelation to Grimes, Chapter 3, Verse 9:

9God wins easy. 10Unless this fight happens in a Marvel Comic. 11Which means Brian Bendis would probably write it, 12and Spiderman and Dare Devil would show up to help Wolervine. 13Bendis would probably realize that they would not be enough, and add the Sentry and 20 Clors to the group, 14because Brad Meltzer got to with Red Tornado, to even things out. 15Wolverine would win after being completely vaporized, 16and regenerating. 17Pissing off fans of continuity. 18And there would still be someone out there that says Bendis is the greatest writer today. 

Now Grimes radically poses the existence of a world existing outside of continuity, but he does concede that in Marvel continuity Wolverine is the victor!  I would say that the prophet Grimes here is the winner in this week's sermon.  Now, for our benediction.

May Stan Lee bless you and keep you
And make his face shine upon you
Forever and ever
Until the next editorial shake-up
Excelsior!

We've got refreshments in the Danger Vestibule, and I hope to see you at next week's sermon, "Who would in in a fight,

jackson chose this one

Arcade

or

mac chose this one

Forearm

Send in your responses to fanboyfights@fanboycomics.biz!

if you thought a monkey detective was bizarre, wait until you find out he's a SMART REPUBLICAN!  HOO-A!  sorry republicans i apologize some of my best friends are republicans


Helmet of Fate: Detective Chimp

Writer: Bill Willingham
Artist: Shawn McManus
Colorist: Mike Atiyeh
Publisher: DC Comics
Price: $2.99

So far in 2007, there is no other book that screams "instant buy!" quite like this one-shot issue of Helmet of Fate: Detective Chimp. Cover monkeys are enough, but a monkey with a magnifying class and the Doctor Fate helmet? Done deal. This simian sleuth has been around since the 1950s, but his story was more fully fleshed out in the 2005 Infinite Crisis-tie in series, Day of Vengeance. While I had originally opted out of all that DC Comics major-event business, after reading this issue I definitely plan to go back to the Day of Vengeance mini, if for nothing else to read more about the diminutive dick. In the hands of Fables master Bill Willingham, Helmet of Fate: Detective Chimp #1 is the most fun you'll have with a comic book so far this year.

This issue opens with some scene setting after Dr. Fate was killed in Day of Vengeance. The original Dr. Fate, Kent Nelson (AKA Nabu), passes the yellow helmet to Detective Chimp (member of the Shadowpact) for safekeeping. He allowed Captain Marvel to toss the helmet into space so that a new bearer could be chosen by the helmet itself. Until that happens, the chimp takes the case of four dead neophyte superheroes in a hotel room. True to his rep, Detective Chimp solves the case in no time flat. Simultaneously, the helmet has returned to Earth and morphed into the perfect shape for snugly fitting on the melon of a monkey. Detective Chimp's new powers (and awkward mini-Fate costume) are seductive, and while he does some good as the bearer of the powers, the duties are too overwhelming.

My biggest complaint with this issue and is that it's only 23 pages and is relegated to being a one-shot. That makes cosmic sense; the fun stories being too short and the lame series continue on for umpteen issues. Is there no justice in the world? Bill Willingham turns in energized writing with great fits of humor and action. This is more of a thinking story with pretty pictures, and the fun is in watching how Detective Chimp solves his case. Although the character is completely new to me, Willingham manages to make his narration engaging and witty, rather than heavy and ham-handed. It's a light book, and Willingham respects that while squeezing out as much joy as possible.

Shawn McManus' art is as strong as Willingham's writing. He has a strong grasp of the cosmic (something Rob Leifeld could learn) and wide-lens visual storytelling. Each page is packed, and the images breathlessly move from the banal to the active. Mike Atiyeh's color work is as exciting, since the Chimp's adventures careen from caves to police stations to the seediness of the Oblivion Bar.

Hey, DC: Get Detective Chimp and Bill Willingham together again. Comics need this team.

RATING: 5/5

TO BOLDLY RETREAD WHERE NO RETREAD HAS RETREAD BEFORE


Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Space Between #1

Writer: David Tischman
Artist: Casey Maloney
Colorist: Leonard O'Grady
Publisher: IDW Publishing
Price: $3.99

For being a small publisher, IDW Publishing has done a fine job of grabbing up plenty of television/film/video game franchises for comic adaptation: Angel, CSI, Metal Gear Solid, Spike, Silent Hill, Transformers. The latest, and most unexpected addition to this impressive list is the Star Trek franchise. Why unexpected? The films are in a state of rejuvenating stasis, the last televised series evaporated into obscurity, and there are video games, but who's playing them? Star Trek is, for now, in a pop-funk. It'll surely come back one day, but for now, and for the die hard fans out there, this new six-issue miniseries is the first of many new titles to come and should bring back the warm memories of the ST: TNG series without breaking new ground.

This mini, entitled The Space Between, is a standard TNG tale that features all the classic characters in all their familiar visages (including security officer Tasha Yar, which means that this series takes place during the show's first season, before Tasha Yar was killed). For fans that are looking for a comic story that'll be canonical, this story delivers. Rather than deviating from the familiar tropes and narrative conceits of the show, writer David Tischman stays completely faithful to the show. Picard and his crew travel to the technologically advanced planet of Tigan due to the planet's recent exchanges with the Federation. The Enterprise crew is sent as emissaries. While Commander Riker, Data (with his robotic one-liners in tact), and Tasha Yar beam down to establish communications, the Enterprise is attacked by a Tigan weapon. With Picard and Worf dealing with the ship, the crew on the planet must find a way to outwit the Tigan politicians who have abused the technology of which they're so proud.

The issue is like the perfect adaptation of a series one-hour episode. The characterizations are there (including a sub-plot with Data, echoing events from the film Star Trek: First Contact) and recognizable, so there's isn't much additional building. In fact, this issue delivers in every expected way that it is, at moments, a let down. Tischman and artist Casey Maloney, in their respect for the series, don't inject new life. The dialogue is very script-like, the art workmanlike (although Riker looks too much like a freshman member of the Young Republicans). With the art, the level of detail and action in some panels makes this look like an issue from the majors, but in others the quality is severely lacking and amateurish.

While this is a respectable first entry in a new Star Trek comic era, there's still lots of room for growth. I'll be holding out for the Klingon series that IDW is promising...

RATING: 3/5

IMAGINE, IF YOU WOULD, ALL THE GRAVITAS OF ALIEN VS. PREDATOR COMBINED WITH A BAD SUPERMAN/BATMAN STORY


Superman and Batman vs. Aliens and Predators

Writer: Mark Schultz
Artist: Ariel Olivetti
Publisher: DC Comics/Dark Horse Comics
Price: $5.99

Here we are with the latest dispatch from the clearly-unnecessary-and-certain-to-produce-revenue department: a two-issue (maxi-priced) crossover with the top two DC Comics ad men and Dark Horse Comics' two most viable sci-fi properties. In past crossovers and solo adventures, Superman has taken on the Aliens (on an alien planet) and Batman has battled with Predator hunters. Both heroes didn't come out of their confrontations unscathed, and this new book has a memory for those past adventures. What it doesn't have is a worthy conflict for the titular combatants. What's left after this fight is, well, not much of a fight, but a whole lot of momentum-killing chit-chat, and an ultimate solution that's undermined by those damned, dirty, warring earthlings.

The first problem here is: what could possibly happen? There's no way that Aliens or Predators (how come they never received more specific names?) could take out Superman. Batman maybe, but Kal-El shouldn't have a problem here. And he doesn't, so the conflict rests elsewhere. This is first thing you may think after opening to the first page (and especially if you've seen the dreadful crapfest that was AvP): They've adapted the storyline from that "film." Don't worry, not (entirely) the case. In this book, a Predator clan has been marooned on Earth for thousands of years, relegated to live inside a Volcano since they hate the cold (for some reason, they crashed into the Andes Mountains and had to stay there). As is their tradition, they keep some Alien eggs with them for the occasional maturity-building hunt. Batman has been tracing a group of Predator hunters from Gotham, and Superman is with Lois Lane as they follow up on the story of a science expedition that disappeared near the above-mentioned volcano. It isn't long before the two heroes make contact, Batman pulls a C-3P0-as-Ewok-god on the Predators (there are a few odd Star Wars moments-perhaps Dark Horse is required to work the Star Wars license into all of their books?), and Superman ultimately figures out a way to save earth from the ugly Predator and Alien creeps.

While there are attempts at the continuity created in the past crossover books, this story exists outside of the current DC timeline. As well it should; this story isn't to be taken too seriously. It's just for the pure enjoyment of the storytelling, which for the most part, gets the job done. Mark Schultz isn't breaking any ground here-it's all pretty formulaic. There's a lot of talking and the action sequences are too brief. Through Batman's intervention, the Predator characters are rather quickly emasculated and they're not as scary as they were on film. And surprisingly, the Aliens are relegated to supporting characters. Superman fights them, but it's quick and not much of a fight. The book tends to feel like a series of missed opportunities, but the flourishes of fun are hard to resist.

The real saving grace of this story is Ariel (Punisher: War Journal) Olivetti's art. The digital painting style is smooth and richly textured. There isn't a large amount of detail, but the colors are expressive and every panel has a glossy, cared-for feel. The art makes things more cinematic in scope, and Batman's special armor in this book is an ensemble he should don more often. It's way tougher than a blue cape.

It's a fun book, and that's all it should be. It just could've been more fun, and a whole lot more gruesome. When I think about where these two sci-fi franchises began, it was in a much more violent and visceral place. Stories like this crossover stories have stolen their edge, and they're losing their horror-cool.

RATING: 3/5

Newsletter for January 23, 2007
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Notes From the Editor

Sorry, I spent too much time on the darn TBD's this week, so I'm going to have to pass on the editor's notes.  Hopefully the Fanboy Fights were good enough to justify that this week.

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  • Criminal Macabre: Two Red Eyes #2 of 4
  • Dwight T. Albatross The Goon Noir #3 of 3
  • Outer Orbit #2 of 4
  • Samurai: Heaven and Earth 2 #2 of 5
  • Star Wars: Dark Times #2 of 5

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  • 100 Bullets #80
  • 52 Week 38
  • Checkmate #10
  • Connor Hawke: Dragon's Blood #3 of 6
  • Crossing Midnight #3
  • Deadman #6
  • DMZ #15
  • Fables #57
  • Flash: The Fastest Man Alive #8
  • Hellblazer #228
  • Helmet of Fate: Ibis the Invincible #1
  • Mystery In Space #5 of 8
  • Ninja Scroll #5
  • Supergirl and the Legion of Super Heroes #26
  • Teen Titans Go #39
  • Wetworks #5

IMAGE
  • Drain #2
  • Invincible #38
  • Noble Causes #26
  • Occult Crimes Taskforce #3 of 4
  • Official Handbook of the Invincible Universe #2 of 2
  • PVP #30
  • True Story, Swear to God #3
  • Witchblade #103

MARVEL
  • All New Official Handbook fo the Marvel Universe A to Z Updated #1 of 4
  • Avengers Next #5 of 5
  • Civil War: The Return
  • Criminal #4
  • Doctor Strange: The Oath #4 of 5
  • Eternals #6
  • Heroes for Hire #6
  • Moon Knight #7 (Civil War Tie-In)
  • Punisher: War Journal #3 (Civil War Tie-In)
  • Silent War #1 of 6
  • Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane #14
  • Spider-Man: Reign #1 2nd Printing
  • Wolverine #50
  • Wolverine #50 Black and White Variant
  • X-Factor #15

INDIES
  • Betty #162
  • Clive Barkers Great and Secret Show #9 of 12
  • Dr. Who Magazine #378
  • Dragon's Lair #2 of 4
  • Fallen Angel #12
  • Futurama Comics #29
  • Garth Ennis Chronicles of Wormwood #1 of 6
  • Official Handbook to the Gold Digger Universe #2
  • Gold Digger #81
  • Gold Digger 15 Year Anniversary Special #2
  • John Woo's Seven Brothers #4
  • Mouse Guard #6 of 6
  • Newtype English Edition February 2007
  • Night of the Living Dead: Beginning #2 of 3
  • Previews Vol. XVII #2
  • Se7en: Greed #2 of 7
  • Simpsons Classics #11
  • Sonic the Hedgehog #171
  • Strangers in Paradise #87
  • Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #30
  • Transformers: Escalation #3
  • Zombies: Eclipse of the Undead #3

MERCHANDISE
  • Archenemies Vol. 1: Sinners and Saints TP
  • Bone Vol. 5 Color TP
  • Cable/Deadpool Vol. 3: Human Race TP
  • Chronicles of Conan Vol. 11 TP
  • Classic Marvel Figurine Collection Magazine #3, 4, 33, and 32
  • JSA Classified: Honor Among Thieves TP
  • Low Orbit Vol. 1 GN
  • Lucifer Vol. 11: Evensong TP
  • Marvel Masterworks: Warlock Vol. 1 HC
  • Marvel Romance Redux: Another Kind of Love TP
  • Marvel Team-Up Vol. 4: Freedom Ring TP
  • Modern Masters Vol. 10: Kevin Maguire SC
  • One Missed Call 1 Plus 2 TP
  • Penny Arcade Vol. 3: The Warsun Prophecies TP
  • Phantom Man Eaters GN
  • Polaris Mini Bust
  • Red Sonja/Claw: Devil's Hands TP
  • Showcase Presents: Brave and Bold Batman Teamups
  • The Alchemy: Art of David Mack DVD
  • Wolverine & Black Cat: Claws HC
  • X-Factor: Life and Death Matters Premiere HC
  • Zombies Vol. 1 TP Feast

NEXT WEEK'S RELEASES
  • Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic #13
  • 52 Week 39
  • Batman and the Mad Monk #6 of 6
  • Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #214
  • Blue Beetle #11
  • Boys #7
  • Creeper #6 of 6
  • Deathblow #3
  • Hawkgirl #60
  • Ion #10 of 12
  • Jack of Fables #7
  • JLA Classified #33
  • JSA Classified #22
  • Seven Soldiers of Victory Vol. 4 TP
  • Teen Titans #43
  • Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters #7 of 8
  • Adventures of Spawn #1 Director's Cut
  • Elephantmen #6
  • Fell #7
  • Pieces For Mom: A Tale of the Undead (One Shot)
  • Pirates of Coney Island #4 of 8
  • Sam Noir: Ronin Holiday #1 of 3
  • Spawn #164
  • Walking Dead #34
  • Wonderlost #1
  • Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter: Guilty Pleasures #4 of 12
  • Annihilation #6 of 6
  • Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3: Torn TP
  • Black Panther #24 (Civil War Tie-In)
  • Daredevil #93
  • Ghost Rider Finale
  • Kabuki #8
  • Marvel Spotlight Dark Tower
  • Ms. Marvel Special
  • Ptolus: City by the Spire #4 of 6
  • Ultimate Civil War Spider-Ham Crisis #1
  • Ultimate Fantastic Four #38
  • X-Men #195
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