Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Born #1 Midnight Release Featuring Midnight Madness Specials!

ooh look at him all silhouetted and everything pretty spooky right guys

The first 20 people who show up to the midnight release get free copies of variant issues of recent Marvel series! And anyone who shows up can register for a chance to win the extremely rare 1:75 Jae Lee cover sketch variant!

The 1:75 Jae Lee sketch variant will also be available to buy for $75.00, and a 1:25 Joe Quesada variant will be available for $25.00.

i had been watching the tick before i made this flyer

Planar Chaos!

angles of chaos would be a good name for a band

 

Who wouldn't want to play a Magic set featuring a black Wrath of God? This set is going to change the landscape of Magic: The Gathering, and you can get a good look at the set by participating in our release tournament. There's also great prize support, especially considering that the value of the packs you get for entering are worth about as much as the entry fee you paid!

HorrorClix: The Lab Release Tournament This Sunday!

[[image:horrorclixpredator.jpg:i was kind of hoping it would be a stealth predator with no figure just the base:left:2]]For $20.00 Entry, you get 3 boosters (at this point, the tournament is already a great deal--you're saving money on the materials you use to enter!) and build your team with those three boosters. First prize is 8 boosters, and second prize is 4 boosters, provided at least 6 players show up. So check out this tournament, where the worst you can do is save money!

ALPHABET: THE RECKONING

wow I really didn't even continue brainstorming after that first idea

NEXT WEEK: M-P, Including Martian Manhunter, Namor, New Teen Titans, Nightwing, Outsiders, Punisher and more!

Recently Acquired: Let's Do This

We've got loads of new sets thanks to this new collection we picked up, so we've reduced a whole bunch of older sets.  If you were looking at a set we've had for a while but felt it was too expensive, now might be a good time to take another look.  We've also put up several $5.00 two-packs of some harder-to-find one-shot issues, like JLA/Witchblade and JLA: Superpower, JLA: Foreign Bodies and JLA: Primeval, X-Men: Days of Future Past and Tales from the Age of Apocalypse, and even more!  We've also got some more new comic sets, which I will list here.

Comic Sets: Warlock #1-10, Amalgam Comics Complete Set, Just Imagine Stan Lee Complete Set, Young Justice: Sins of Youth Complete Set, Silver Age Complete Set, JLA: Incarnations #1-7, Heroes Reborn: World of Doom Complete Set, Elektra #1-19 (Complete Series), Earth X #0-12, Empire #1-2, Flashpoint #1-3, Fantastic Five #1-5, Gambit/Bishop: Sons of the Atom #1-6, Gambit #1-4 (Miniseries)

World of Warcrat TCG Sealed Event Coming Soon!

REMEBER CHERI OTERI IN THOSE AWFUL OLESTRA CHIP COMMERCIALS? THAT IS WHAT WORLD OF WARCRAFT MAKES ME THINK OF ALL THE TIME

Oh, we've also got an awesome sealed event coming up on February 9th. For $25.00 Entry, you get six packs (25 bucks is pretty much the cost of six packs anyway) and then you get to compete with the deck you build, and then you could win great prizes! First prize is a Sealed Booster Box, and second prize is an Onyxia's Lair Raid Deck. That's right, over $100 in prize support just for buying six packs that you were probably going to buy eventually anyway, in addition to all the official prize support we get from Upper Deck!

DC HeroClix: Origins Prerelease is Coming to Fanboy!

there is actually a figure of that version of superman in the set, hence why i used this image

Fanboy Comics has been selected to host one of the few HeroClix prerelease tournaments for the new set!  More information will be coming soon!

Student Discounts Are Cool...TO THE MAX!

DOOM WILL ANNIHILATE YOU ALL IF YOU ARE TARDY

WOAH!  TUBULAR!

The Fanboy Spotlight
Magic: The Gathering - Planar Chaos
look at that booster display on a white background$3.99 per Booster
$107.00 per Box of 36 Boosters

What if everything you knew about Magic: The Gathering had changed? Continuing the story of post-apocalyptic Dominaria started in Time Spiral, Planar Chaos moves back to the present, but along a different path, introducing many familiar cards, themes, and mechanics, but altered in type, color, and execution! This 165-card expansion for Magic: The Gathering is introduced in 61-card theme decks offered in 12-count displays; 15-card boosters packed in 36-count displays; and Fat Packs containing six boosters, a Planar Chaos novel, one lifecounter, a player's guide, a 40-card Land Pack, one random pro-player card, two card boxes, and six plastic card dividers.

HorrorClix: The Lab
i wonder if they just repainted the lizard model from heroclix for that one$7.99 per Booster

Science goes horribly wrong in the first expansion pack for HorrorClix. Deep in The Lab, bizarre creatures from across the science fiction and horror landscapes combine with new Plot Twist Cards and Victim Tokens to build off of the insanely popular new game. The expansion features 96 new creatures to collect including Alien Greys, Dinosaurs, Misshaped Experiments and Zombies. Eack pack contains four miniature figures, four Character Cards, one Plot Twist Card and one Victim Token.

Warmachine Prime: Remix
like sprite remix i guess$24.99

Warmachine is my favorite miniatures game.  It's got fantastic models and simple, yet elegant, rules, making it one of the most fun games to play and collect that I've encountered.  Now, at long last, Privateer Press has released a full-color update to the game's aging core book, incorporating all the errata for every single rule published since the game's inception!  There's never been a better time to get into this fantastic miniatures game.

Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3: Torn TP
The ideas Joss Whedon recycled from Grant Morrison are as fresh as ever in this arc!$14.99

They're back! The chart-topping super-team of Joss Whedon and John Cassaday return for more Astonshing X-Men! If you thought their past efforts were full of shocks and surprises, hold onto your eyeballs - because you haven't seen anything yet, as things go from peculiar to just plain bizarre! Emma Frost's erratic behavior has the X-Men spinning in a non-stop downward spiral. Will an unlikely union be the final straw? After secretly lying in wait for months, the new Hellfire Club makes its move! Plus: The X-Man destined to destroy the Breakworld stands revealed! Who is it, and what will be their fate?

Batman: Secrets TP
the secret is that batman kind of likes the movie you got served, no joke$12.99

The Joker doesn't really ever look better than when Sam Keith draws him.  Something about his style makes it perfect to capture exactly how insane and inhuman the Joker has become, and Sam Keith draws the Joker a lot in this story.  The story is interesting, too, and deals with media manipulation, abusive relationships, and a formative event in Bruce Wayne's childhood, without feeling preachy or heavy-handed.  Not only that, but it provides some of the best dialogue between Batman and the Joker since The Killing Joke.  If you like the Joker, this is a great trade to pick up.

Essential Ghost Rider Vol. 2
HE IS FROM HELL$16.99

Demons, vampires, cults, actors - nothing's too intense for the Sizzling Cyclist of the Seventies! After mowing down a mob of motorcycling miscreants, the Ghost Rider faces what waits in the Wild West of the Phantom Rider and the Two-Gun Kid! Plus: See Johnny Blaze and Zarathos separated for the first time! Guest-starring Doctor Strange, Professor X and more! Collecting GHOST RIDER #21-50.

Hellboy Animated Vol. 1 TP
i guess it looks kind of like mike mignola's art style if you squint and are blind$6.95

Coinciding with the DVD release of the first Hellboy animated film, Hellboy Animated Volume 1: The Black Wedding brings the animated version of the character full circle, to the comics pages, in these two original tales. In the lead feature, "The Black Wedding," written by Jim Pascoe (Kim Possible, Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and drawn by Rick Lacy (Venture Brothers), Liz Sherman is kidnapped by an ancient cult, dragging the entire Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense into a horrifying tale of witchcraft and possession. Hellboy Animated co-creator Tad Stones and Fabio Laguna (X-Men Unlimited) team up in "Pyramid of Death," in which radio hero Lobster Johnson inspires a young Hellboy to inflict some imaginary justice of his own. With a cover by Jeff Matsuda (producer/art director of Batman) and a pinup by Hellboy creator Mike Mignola, this book is the perfect bridge between the comics and cartoon worlds of the World's Greatest Paranormal Detective.


Ultimate Civil War Spider-Ham Crisis (Featuring Wolver-Ham) #1

i'm sure this book will take hard shots at civil warYou asked for it, you got it! Quite possibly the most important comic ever! A life-changing event that will change the way you look at yourself and the world around you! Spinning out of the page of CIVIL WAR -- and every other top-selling comic crossover event you can think of - it's ULTIMATE CIVIL WAR SPIDER-HAM FRISIS (FEATURING WOLVER-HAM)!!! He's little, he's pink, he knows how to bring home the bacon. He's Spider-Ham - and he's about to embark a kaleidoscopic, time-spanning, universe-shifting journey that will prove just how big a pig he really is. Guest-starring: Iron Ham, Deviled Ham, Fantastic Ham, Green Ham, Ant-Ham, Ultimate Captain Ham, Hambit, Hamneto, and everyone's favorite Sorcerer Supreme -- whathisface? You know, the guy with the blue tights and red cape...Mustache...Man-servant named Wong? -- anyway, you know who I'm talking about. He's in it, too. And Wolver-Ham - did I mention him?

Black Panther #24 Shipping This Week!

he is not taking crapThis issue has value just beyond the whole "Civil War Tie-In" thing--you can also use it to play the Black Panther drinking game! Here's the rules:

- If a white person is a jerk, or just blatantly evil, take a drink.
Congratulations! You're dead from alcohol poisoning--even if you were drinking water or milk or something. It's a good book in spite of that, though.

E-Bay Spotlight

hey, this was one of the images in the auctionCosmic Science-Fiction Pulp, July 1941, Vol.1 #3

This auction contains the rare vintage pulp Cosmic Stories Vol.1 #3  July 1941 edited by Donald A. Wollheim. This issue is in (GD-) condition or better. The front cover is bright, reflective, and glossy. Front cover has lite tears along edges of overhang and one missing spot along outside edge near center that protrudes into first couple interior pages. There's also a couple tiny numbers written on front cover. Spine has lite to moderate tearing. Back cover has with very lite tears along edges of overhang.  Covers and spine are detached from interior but everything is still present. Interior is clean, complete, and in nice shape. Pages are very slightly yellowing, typical of a pulp of its age. There are lite tears along edges of interior pages.

Contents Include:

  • Red Death by David H. Keller
  • Interference by Walter C. Davies
  • Fire-Power by S.D. Gottesman
  • When Half-Worlds Meet by Hugh Raymond
  • Colossus of Maia by Lawrence Woods
  • City in the Sofa by Cecil Corwin
  • Real Thrill by James BLish
  • Unusual Case by WAlter Kubilins
  • Cover by Elliot Dold
  • Interior art by Bok, Morey, Dolgov

g-g-g-ghosts!Monsters from the Movies, 1972 

This auction contains a the vintage softcover Monsters from the Movies by Thomas G. Aylesworth. This rare book was published in 1972 by Lippincott Co.  This hard to find book contains information about famous movie monsters, such as Frankenstein, Wolf Man, Dr. Jekyll and My Hyde, Golem, and many more and the great actors that played them such as Boris Karloff, Lon Chaney Jr., and Claude Raines. There's great photographs from the films, a section on the makeup, and other great information. This book is in (VG) condition with lite corner wear and slight cover creasing. Very nice interior!

Tournaments Are What We Do

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

No Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament on Saturday, February 3rd

Due to the Magic: The Gathering: Planar Chaos release tournament that weekend, the regular Yu-Gi-Oh tournament is cancelled.

We Still Buy Stuff

That's right, nothing has changed since last week.  Shocking, I know.  Used Trade Paperbacks, Used Roleplaying Games, Silver Age Comics (Stuff published on or before 1978), Old Records, Old Pulps, and Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic: The Gathering Cards are all welcome. Call (910) 452-7828 to make an appointment to have your junk looked at!

Helpful Gnomes Come in at Night and do Our Work For Us!

If that were true, we wouldn't have to ask you for help.  Fanboy Comics is looking for people to contribute to this newsletter! Why, if you'd be willing to do comic reviews, we'd be glad to give you a few issues to take a look at...on the house! Yep, if you're willing to give a little to Fanboy, Fanboy is willing to give a little back to you. I don't know why I'm talking about this like it's a mob deal, but it just feels right.

Schedule Schmedule

As usual, a great many comic books have been pushed back to a later date. This news is so shocking that we are now developing a weekly section where we announce comic delays, so you can better know when your favorite books are coming out. Or when the next delay announcement will be, whatever. We'll also include other schedule announcements, like different products coming back in stock, second printings, and the like. But this is the comic industry, and we all know which type of announcment we will see the most.

Changed Release Dates

  • Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes II #6 - 2/14/07
  • Civil War: Casualties of War - 2/14/07
  • Onslaught Reborn #3 - 2/14/07
  • Powers #23 - 2/14/07
  • Sensational Spider-Man #35 - 2/14/07
  • Spider-Man: Death of the Stacys Premiere HC - 2/14/07
  • Amazing Spider-Man #538 (Civil War Tie-In) - 2/21/07
  • Civil War #7 - 2/21/07
  • Civil War Poster Book - 2/21/07
  • Fantastic Four #543 (Civil War Tie-In) - 2/21/07
  • Civil War: Front Line #11 - 2/28/07
  • Civil War: The Initiative - 2/28/07
  • Criminal #5 - 2/28/07
  • Doctor Strange: The Oath - 2/28/07
  • Ms. Marvel Vol. 2: Civil War Premiere HC - 2/28/07
  • Powers Vol. 10 TP - 2/28/07
  • Amazing Spider-Man #539 - 3/7/07
  • Captain America #25 (Civil War Tie-In) - 3/7/07
  • Civil War: Battle Damage Report - 3/7/07
  • Marvel Spotlight: Civil War Aftermath - 3/7/07
  • Onslaught Reborn #4 - 3/7/07
  • Powers Definitive Hardcover Collection Vol. 2 - 3/7/07
  • Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes II #7 - 3/14/07
  • Civil War: The Confesion - 3/14/07
  • Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes II #8 - 4/11/07
  • Civil War TP - 4/11/07
  • Civil War: Amazing Spider-Man TP - 4/18/07
  • Civil War: Thunderbolts TP - 4/18/07
  • Civil War: Fantastic Four TP - 4/25/07

that is a robin figure



MAC WEIGHS IN

Well, we haven't received any really good ideas for the names. There were a few that I liked, but I don't think they were quite good enough to be a good name, or they were something that, should we decide to do this again next year, would make any sense for next year's awards. So, at this point, the name of the awards is still to be determined. I still had to make up some graphics, though.

FANBOY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS

That's right--your favorite comic could win a coveted TBD Award! In fact, you could help it win! Just submit your votes in the following categories to awards@fanboycomics.biz, or fill out one of our handy paper ballots we'll have available in the store. You don't have to vote in every category, but that's not discouraged, either. Here are the categories available for voting:

Best Cover - The issue with the best cover art released in 2006.
Best New Comic Series - Best series beginning in 2006; i.e., issue #1 was published sometime in 2006.
Best Single Issue - The best single comic issue released in 2006.
Best Miniseries - The best miniseries of 2006. At least half of the issues of the miniseries must have been published in 2006.
Best Story Arc - The best story arc in an ongoing series of 2006. At least half of the issues of the story arc must have been published in 2006.
Best Ongoing Series - The best ongoing comic series (i.e., not a miniseries) of 2006.
Best Moment - The best moment in any comic where you just went, "That was awesome."
Best Original Graphic Novel - The best graphic novel composed of material not originally released in individual issues.
Best Collection - Best collection of material previously released in individual issues.
Best Comic-Based Movie/DVD/TV Show - Pretty much anything you care about that can somewhat fit in this category. I'm not going to be too strict about it.
Best Indie Comic - The best independent comic book published in 2006. Indie is defined as not published by Marvel, DC, Image or Dark Horse.
Best Hero - The best comic book hero of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper.
Best Villain - The best comic book villain of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper.
Best Comic Babe - The best comic book babe of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper. I guess women can send in their votes for hot guys or whatever. THE THINGS I DO FOR FEMINISM.
Best Artist - The best comic artist of 2006.
Best Writer - The best comic writer of 2006.
Best Roleplaying Game Product - The best product released for any roleplaying game or system in 2006.
Best Card Game Product - The best product released for any card game in 2006.
Best Miniatures Product - The best product released for any miniatures game in 2006.

Alright, now that we've got the categories established and hopefully well defined, let's see those votes! To give you an idea of some of the awesome stuff that came out in 2006, the Fanboy Comics staff has all made their selections and we will be revealing them week by week until the final votes are tallied. This week, Mac is revealing his choices.

mac is very angry with you but that is just how he rolls

Mac: an enigma to all who encounter him. He likes things. Here they are:

seriously can you think of something funny to write for all these headers


imagine this but with some naughty bits showingConan #24 (Uncensored)

art by
Tony Harris

oh god I am already out of jokes at the second one of these


seriously does it not look like superman is kind of taking a dump in the cloudsAll-Star Superman

written by
Grant Morrison
art by
Frank Quitely

now, a series of haiku


TONY STARK DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLEBlack Panther #22

written by
Reginald Hudlin
art by
Manuel Garcia

the spider-man swings/hey look they're making a film/quick, to the black suit


mac just because a book ends after twelve issues doesn't mean it was a miniseries.  then again, we allowed 52, so whateverNextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.

written by
Warren Ellis
art by
Stuart Immonen

hulk smash hulk smash hulk/smash hulk smash hulk smash hulk smash/hulk smash puny man


well this one was easy to updateThe Incredible Hulk #92-95
"Planet Hulk: Exile"

written by
Greg Pak
art by
Carlo Pagulayan

i dream of the day/all-star batman and robin/is finally out


it is about politicsEx Machina

written by
Brian K. Vaughan
art by
Tony Harris

holy crap what the/i think this haiku thing is/wearing a bit thin


the definition of 'best' is pretty loose, apparentlyIron Man busting through a wall and tackling Spider-Man and then setting him down and calling him insane. (Amazing Spider-Man #535 - Civil War #5)

i was thinking of/superman flying a kite/and then, KRYPTONITE!


SA-TIS-FAC-TIONCan't Get No

by
Rick Veitch

i wanted to do/an image comics haiku/but i don't give a


neil gaiman needs more of your money peopleAbsolute Sandman

written by
Neil Gaiman

did you watch heroes?/no, i have not watched that show/dammit stop asking


hey did you see where they parodied this in epic movie??!??!  if yes, i hate youSuperman Returns

ha ha oni press/nobody cares about you/scott pilgrim cries daily


he has ADVENTURESWormwood: Gentleman Corpse

by
Ben Templesmith
published by
IDW

go, fantastic four!/fight the evil scientists!/oh, wait, civil war


i hear that you do not want to make him angry, pass it onThe Incredible Hulk

oh, right, the villains/i guess they deserve haiku/well here you go, guys


irony manIron Man

girls are pretty/they have lots of girl parts/for frank cho to draw


what with the breasts and allPower Girl

art by
Adam Hughes

maybe i would vote/for steve mcniven if he/could draw stuff on time


he draws the pretty ladiesAdam Hughes

i bet these guys can't/write spontaneous haiku/for THEIR title tags


this just in - brian k. vaughan is a huge dweebBrian K. Vaughan
(Ex Machina, Y: The Last Man, Doctor Strange: The Oath, The Escapists, Pride of Baghdad)

oh crap more haiku/these damned old gaming awards/oh well, lets roll folks


i think i got the right image this timeFiendish Codex II: Tyrants of the Nine Hells

by
Robin D. Laws
Robert J. Schwalb

tap for one damage/you have got to be kidding/that card is awful


spiraling timeMagic: The Gathering - Time Spiral

you know what people/haiku are pretty easy/lazy but clever


look at that big ol son of a gunDungeons and Dragons Miniatures: Colossal Red Dragon

Forearm vs. Arcade

Here are the entries:

First of all, they are villains and they probably wouldn't fight unless they fought for who they wanted to fight. Anyway, Arcade can booby trap the room with bottomless pits and needle floors, but, since Arcade has no winning status, Forearm is going to smash in and, even if he falls down a pit, he can punch holes in the walls. Arcade by that time should be trying to run out of the room and soon he will meet his demise. Forearm would "play" wrestling with him and Ding!, Ding!, Ding!. Yep, he's hurt all right. Forearm sends Arcade to the hospital by taping a paper saying "Is hurt, needs help" and throws Arcade into the hospital window and Forearm walks away with few scratches. Forearm Wins!

That's Perry Morrison.  He's ineligible this month.  The other entry is from Sean Grimes:

Forearm has the mutant power of having extra arms. That will be useful when Arcade puts him in a giant pinball machine. So when an oversized pinball is headed his way at 200mph, Forearm will be better equipped than most mutants to catch it, and be immediately squashed like a bug. Arcade wins. 

Congratulations, Sean, you win.  Sorry, but this fight was so exceptionally bad I can't even come up with any good ideas for jokes this time.  So this week, I need a really good fight.  And I think I have just the one: Who would in in a fight,

marvel's most powerful lawyer

She-Hulk

or

earth's mightiest judge

Judge Wapner

A real courtroom drama, I say.  Send in your responses to fanboyfights@fanboycomics.biz!

tristan has his own theme song, i swear

WOLVERINE AND SABRETOOTH FIGHT IN A SPACE STATION AND ALSO ON THE ASTRAL PLANE


Wolverine #50

Writer: Jeph Loeb
Penciler: Simone Bianchi
Inkers: Simone Bianchi & Andrea Silvestri
Colorist: Paul Mounts
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $3.99

Who doesn't love those landmark 50th-issue moments, the ones heralded by wraparound and variant covers and increased prices? Definitely hard to resist, and especially when said issue features such that beloved animal-man-Wolverine. While this Wolvie-starring series has been at it for more than four years, this issue marks the place where fence-sitters can climb on board with a new arc that starts here with our hero's rejuvenated battle with his most personal of foes: Sabretooth.

The story takes place in the time after the destruction of Genosha and the reduced number of worldwide mutants to somewhere less that 199 but more than 197 (even though there's no true agreement on an actual number of mutants left untouched after the Scarlet Witch said "No more mutants.") With all these major changes, Sabretooth has come to live in the X-mansion, and has joined the team. Wolverine is, let's say, miffed. The team's new leader, Rogue doesn't want to be tolerating any of Logan's B.S., so he's left with only one option: kick Sabretooth's giant ass. When the fight's on, it's right on; Simone Bianchi's art, which borrows a page or two of glorious detail from Steve McNiven, captures in close-up some excellent brutality. Bone-crushing power has rarely been better conveyed. Bianchi also gives Wolverine giant "wings" on his mask, which is awkward, but sure makes him more aerodynamic.

As always follows a near lapse in a coma, we get a memory from Wolvie's past, perhaps early in their embittered relationship, when Sabretooth crossed him real bad. What comes next is more fighting, a quaint revelation and...that's it. It sure doesn't feel like 22 pages, but it is. This issue breezes by, but it also feels the way a Wolverine comic should: savage, brutal, pugilistic. Jeph Loeb's writing is tight, but the fight gets too talky when there should be more slashing and choking. Look at me, wishing for more violence. Thanks, cable TV!

Included in this super-sized issue is a 12-page back-up also written by Loeb but this time illustrated by his early Superman/Batman partner Ed McGuinness. It's a quick, lightened retelling of Wolverine's first fight with the Hulk, marked by vivid colors and a pointillist style. Loeb this time leaves most of the words in narration, and McGuinness portrays the characters perfectly. Hulk is huge; Wolverine is squat and burly. There's also a fun surprise at the end of this abbreviated tale that changes its scope a bit.

One would hope that a landmark issue like #50 in these six-issue-mini-ripe-for-trade-collection days would be even bigger, but this issue tends to deliver where it should. It's a fun new direction for these characters as the new creative team takes hold of the series, and as Wolverine may say: "Let ‘er rip."

RATING: 4/5

do you really need to shorten mar-vell to 'mar,' sentry?


Civil War: The Return

Writer: Paul Jenkins
Penciler: Tom Raney
Inker: Scott Hanna
Colorists: Gina Going & SotoColor's A. Crossley
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $3.99

I imagine we're all supposed to be grateful that at least one Civil War book came out this past week, just too bad it wasn't #7 of the main series so we can finally find out how they're going to tie up all the loose ends and tell some of us denser folk the significance of "42." Now it looks like we'll be waiting until mid-February. (Getting close to a year after the 2006 start of Civil War, Marvel!) Anyway, here we go with another (seemingly after-the-fact) tie-in book that serves two purposes: distract us and create a way to connect a promo for an upcoming series to the events of Civil War. It all comes together in a clumsy way in the first section (since this book follows two characters in separate stories: Captain Marvel and the Sentry), with a second section that serves no real discernable purpose other than to take up space.

So, Captain (Mar-Vell) Marvel died a long time ago, the result of exposure to nerve gas that proved to be extremely cancerous. It was this that ultimately consumed him. The nerve gas came courtesy of Nitro-the same villain responsible for the deaths at Stamford that set off this whole Civil War. Convenient, you say? The death of the good captain was covered back in the mid 1980s, in the pages of Marvel Comics' first true graphic novel. In addition to the re-cap, we get to find out how Marvel came to our world during the War, sucked through time courtesy of a Negative Zone gateway. I'm sure there's a whole paradoxical way in the fashion that this all goes down, but it gives me a headache and even if I thought about it a whole lot and plotted it with an intricate diagram, it still wouldn't add up to 100%, so I just accept it all on face value. The character's been dead a long time so we need to bring him back into current continuity. Fair enough.

Marvel comes through the gateway, where he's greeted by Sentry, Iron Man and Mr. Fantastic, all who convince him to help their pro-reg cause and become the warden of the Negative Zone prison "42." He agrees at first, but a series of revelations lead him to make the decision that'll no doubt be the catalyst for that new ongoing series that's heralded at the end of his section. An intriguing, if convenient, way to bring the character back into the fold.

The second section of The Return doesn't require much time: the Sentry fights Absorbing Man. A fair amount of action, overcooked grandstanding, and a yellow-suited hero who's looking more and more feminine with every passing page.

As what is essentially a #0 series prequel, this tie-in is a quasi-clever rouse. Paul Jenkins manages tight storytelling with a minimum of verbosity, but he doesn't offer much to work with. The way Captain Marvel is brought into this whole thing is too convenient to be compelling. The Sentry is incredibly stiff throughout both stories, so much so that if he turns sideways he disappears. Tom Raney captures the comic quite nicely and is a whiz with the action, framing panels that gracefully forward the story. I loved the colors on this book (the first part anyway), and the contrast between bright and dark is well executed.

It isn't the slightest of tie-in books, but it's not the best either. This is middle-of-the-road type of stuff. Easy listening. Mar-Vell and the Sentry are the comic Hall and Oates.

RATING: 2.5/5

this book will out-the-boys the boys wait what


Chronicles of Wormwood #1

Writer: Garth Ennis
Artist: Jacen Burrows
Colorist: Andrew Dalhouse
Publisher: Avatar Press
Price: $3.99

Here with go with a brand-new Garth Ennis miniseries, here basically on the heels of a cancelled Ennis book that should've never been canned because it had respectable sales, decent buzz, and a dark sense of humor that was hard to ignore. DC should've known what it was getting into with a new Ennis property, a series that would, through loosely-veiled doppelgangers, deconstruct, lampoon and vilify DC's main staples (Superman, Teen Titans, etc.). The Boys required big shoulders for publishing a full series run, and it's clear that DC is still sporting 1980s-style shoulder pads.

A good amount of message board chatter is seeing The Boys continue at either Image Comics (good choice) or Avatar Press-an okay choice (if you don't mind the book's release schedule starting out on time and then disappearing into the ether of non-solicits.) Ennis has the relationship with Avatar, and the success of his new series on that imprint, Chronicles of Wormwood, might be the indicator of where the cape-killers may be headed. While Ennis is notorious for claiming that The Boys would "out-Preacher Preacher," Wormwood is a degree closer to claiming that signifier. (Don't get me wrong; The Boys is one of my favorite series, but it's just not a book comparable to Preacher.)

By page 2, Danny Wormwood lets you know that he's the actual Antichrist and has "fixed" his rabbit so the creature can talk. Wormwood is the head of a slimy cable network that relishes in producing grotesque, violent, mind-numbing programming. In essence, the perfect job for the spawn of Satan.

Wormwood is an Englishman in New York City who marvels at his chosen city but also sees his influence (and his family's influence) all over the place. Rather than retreating from his position in this world, Wormwood instead basks in the spotlight afforded a media mogul the likes of Rupert Murdoch. He's even got a cable network rival in the guise of Paul Carnovitz, who

Wormwood engages with in a televised roundtable debate weighing the merits and harmful aspects of their medium. It's a debate to which Ennis is fully capable of adding his two-cents, and his quick-fire dialogue makes the talking heads spring to life. Oh, and Wormwood's best friend is "Jay," (Jesus, actually-black and dreadlocked) who is portrayed as an affectionate simpleton who only craves peace. Wormwood isn't the best guy on the planet, but he also doesn't seem like the worst.

Ennis' work here is clearly approaching Preacher territory. While Jesse Custer didn't have the level of righteous ambivalence that Wormwood displays here, the archetypes are similar. Wormwood is as intense and fascinating a character as Custer, but the supporting cast here isn't there, yet; Wormwood's girlfriend is hollow at first, and Jay is no Cassidy. And while the critique of media empires as possibly being the work of the netherworld isn't an earth-quaking premise, Ennis does provide for enough intriguing characterization and trademark quirkiness to keep things fresh. Chronicles of Wormwood is never a dull experience.

Darrick Robertson's art on The Boys always has the feeling of profound dimension and scale, whereas Jacen Burrows' razor-thin line work doesn't have such depth. This is a very well-drawn book, but the art and script seem on conflicting planes from time to time. The layouts are simplified and don't reach for much flash-refreshing, but also stale at times. Burrows' figures are charming, though, and he manages great emotion in his characters' faces.

With The Boys on indefinite hiatus, at least Ennis is pushing forward with a new series that capitalizes on some of his proven storytelling strengths, while also giving us his trademark grotesquery just as we like it.

RATING: 4/5

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Mouse Guard #1

Writer/Artist: David Petersen
Publisher: Archaia Studios Press
Price: $3.50

If you're like me, the first thing you'll think upon seeing the cover of this book is, “Huh, looks like Redwall.” If you don't think that, then it's probably because you're not familiar with Redwall, in which case you'll just have to take my word for it. While it's true that the “mice with swords” concept isn't a new one by any means, Mouse Guard still manages to feel very fresh.

The Mouse Guard is an elite team of mice charged with protecting the colony from whatever danger befalls them. The issue starts out by vaguely introducing our heroes. However, you almost immediately begin to understand each characters' personality. Kenzie is the smart one who always tries to remain level-headed. Saxon is impatient and over-eager to fight. Lieam, the main protagonist, tends to follow their lead, and seems to be a little unsure of himself. It's blatantly evident that his character will be further developed in later issues. The plot is simple; a merchant from the village goes missing in the woods, and the Guard goes to investigate. They quickly find the source of the merchant's demise and go about putting an end to the situation.

The dialogue is minimal, and only used when absolutely necessary, which is alright because the pictures tell most of the story. In a way, it's almost as if the text is there merely to supplement the illustrations, instead of vice versa. This brings up the art. The art is nothing short of gorgeous. The artist pays particular attention of shading and texture. While reading the book, it almost reminds me of the books I would read when I was a child. Everything is so light-hearted, charming, and, dare I say, cute. However, don't let it's childish appearance fool you. Mouse Guard is easily one of the most enjoyable comics I've read in months. Sure it's simplistic and cute (there goes that word again) but that's not a bad thing. After reading the latest slew of gritty Vertigo comics, such a light-hearted book makes for a refreshing change of pace. It's a change of pace that I give my highest recommendation to.

Given that this was to be my first published (well, sort of published) review, I was very hesitant to give anything a five. I didn't' want people to get the idea that I the kind of reviewer who would hand out fives to anything that piqued his interest for fifteen minutes. However, after reading Mouse Guard: Belly of the Beast, nothing less than a five seems to do it justice. It's already one of my all-time favorites. -Tristan Hoagland is Fanboy Comments' newest reviewer, because he asked. We made him share a corner with Bryan Sandala though.

RATING: 5/5

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NEW RELEASES

DARK HORSE
  • Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic #13
  • Usagi Yojimbo #100

DC
  • 52 Week 39
  • American Virgin #11
  • Batman and the Mad Monk #6 of 6
  • Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #214
  • Blue Beetle #11
  • Creeper #6 of 6
  • Deathblow #3
  • Ex Machina #26
  • Hawkgirl #60
  • Ion #10 of 12
  • Jack of Fables #7
  • JLA Classified #33
  • JSA Classified #22
  • Krypto the Super Dog #5 of 6
  • Teen Titans #43
  • Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters #7 of 8

IMAGE
  • Adventures of Spawn #1 Director's Cut
  • Elephantmen #6
  • Hunter Killer #11
  • Negative Burn #8
  • Pieces for Mom: A Tale of the Undead One-Shot
  • Spawn #164
  • Walking Dead #34
  • Wonderlost #1

MARVEL
  • Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter #4 of 12
  • Anihilation #6 of 6
  • Black Panther #24 (Civil War Tie-In)
  • Daredevil #93
  • Ghost Rider Finale
  • Kabuki #8
  • Marvel Spotlight: Dark Tower
  • Ms. Marvel Special
  • Ptolus: City by the Spire #4 of 6
  • Ultimate Civil War Spider-Ham Crisis #1
  • Ultimate Fantastic Four #38
  • X-Men #195

INDIES
  • Devi #7
  • Dragon's Lair #2 of 4
  • Eberron: Eye of the Wolf Collector's Edition
  • Fortean Times #219
  • Geek Monthly #2
  • Heavy Metal March 2007
  • Ninja High School #146
  • Nodwick #36
  • Scarface: Scarred for Life #2
  • Se7en: Gluttony #1 of 7
  • Simpsons Super Spectacular #4
  • Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #31
  • Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose #42
  • Transformers Animated Movie Adaptation #4 of 4
  • Uncle Scrooge #362
  • Vault of Michael Allred #4 of 4
  • Wasteland #6
  • Wizard Magazine #185

MERCHANDISE
  • Astonishing X-Men Vol. 3: Torn TP
  • Batman: Secrets TP
  • Bone: Vol. 5 Color
  • Cable/Deadpool Vol. 4 TP
  • Defenders: Indefensible TP
  • Doom Patrol Vol. 5: Magic Bus
  • Essential Ghost Rider Vol. 2 TP
  • Flash 13 Inch Deluxe Collector Figure
  • GTO: Early Years Shonan Junai Gumi Vol. 3 GN
  • Hellboy Animated Sculpted Magnet
  • Hellboy Animated Vol. 1: Black Wedding TP
  • Hunter Killer Limited Edition HC
  • Innocents GN
  • Ion Vol. 1: Torchbearer
  • Iron Man: Extremis: TP
  • Marvel Masterworks: Atlas Era Heroes Vol. 1 HC
  • McDonald's Mayor McCheese Wacky Wobbler
  • Seven Soldiers of Victory Vol. 4 TP
  • Superman: Back in Action TP
  • XIII TP
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