Happy Valentine's Day!

Hopefully, you're not crushingly sad and alone this holiday like, say, for instance, me, because Valentine's Day is a great time to convince your significant other to give you a gift certificate to Fanboy Comics!  Gift certificates are the gift that says, "I understand what you like, but I refuse to learn any details about it."  They come in denominations of ten, twenty-five, and fifty dollars, allowing you to place a discrete value on your love.  And even if you are sad and alone, you can probably pay someone to come in and buy a gift certificate for you, then spend it in the store and stave off the crushing, hopeless depression for a few more hours!  Oh god, my life is so hollow and empty!

Fanboy Comics + Ghost Rider Movie = Free Stuff!

Fanboy Comics is all about this here "Ghosted Rider" film, people!  We will be at Mayfaire Cinemas, running demos for HeroClix and giving away free stuff.  You can register to win a Ghost Rider Trade Paperback Collection, a Ghost Rider Poster, or a Ghost Rider Statue!  There will be all sorts of stuff for you to win!  Way to go!

he is the spirit of vengeance, which is like the spirit of christmas except more of the killing people thing

Learn to Play HeroClix, Get Free Stuff!

Fanboy Comics will be running demos for the hit miniatures game HeroClix on Sunday, February 18th, Saturday, February 24th, and Saturday, February 25th!  The first five people to show up each of those days will get a FREE HeroClix Booster and Two Mayfaire Movie Tickets!  That is a pretty awesome deal, and you would be a fool to miss it.

The Dark Tower Midnight Release: Mission Acocmplished!

If you define our mission as: "get a whole bunch of people to stand out in the cold," it was extra-accomplished! We had scads of people show up for the event. Why, look at these people:

it was really cold


like, really really cold


I almost felt bad for them


then I didn't care


in fact, I made from of them from inside, where it was warm and comfy, but don't tell them

We gave away 20 variant covers, and Heather Watson won the 1:75 variant cover! We still have copies of the sweet 1:25 Quesada variant cover. How was the book? Well, check out Bryan Sandala's review of it in this very newsletter! The next issue is scheduled to come out March 7th, so we hope to see everyone back for that!

this had to be destroyed before the event could begin

TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS

here they come


tournament of champions was a basketball game that we made up where you have to make three layups, three free throws, three three-pointers, and then a long shot and you had to make them all as fast as possible

Dungeons and Dragons Kill and Keep Tournament February 24th!

TIME TO PLAY SUCKAS

New to Dungeons and Dragons Miniatures?  Old hand at the game?  Don't worry, the Kill and Keep tournament is fun for players of all skill levels!  $30.00 entry gets you two boosters to battle with, and for every player involved, the store opens a pack to pit against the players in a massive battle royale.  Everything a player kills, he gets to keep!  Don't worry, though, since that doesn't work for the store.  We don't get to keep your miniatures if they get killed.  So check this event out and get some cool miniatures!

DC Origins Prerelease at Fanboy in March!

THE BEGINNING OF FATE

We at Fanboy are hoping to make this prerelease awesome!  Be sure to be there and get the first look at this cool new set!

The Fanboy Spotlight
Dungeons and Dragon Miniatures: The Underdark
see its underground where it is dark$14.99 per Booster

The source for the latest D&D miniatures release, the Underdark is a vast underground region replete with many iconic D&D monsters, including the infamous - and popular - drow elves. Per previous releases, the figures in this set are chosen from key D&D titles such as the Monster Manual, Book of Exalted Deeds, and Complete Adventurer. The set also features a wealth of characters from Forgotten Realms products such as Underdark, Unapproachable East, City of the Spider Queen, and the Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting. Forgotten Realms novel readers will also recognize a range of familiar characters from best-selling titles. As an added bonus, eight miniatures will also have a second stat card that features epic-level stats specifically for high-level versions of those figures.

This is a limited re-release of a previously out-of-print set, so be sure to get your packs before they're all gone!

Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. Vol. 1 TP
great, now i'll have to listen to mac bitch even more about how this book was cancelled$14.99

Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. is one of the most brilliant, funny comics I've read in years.  Warren Ellis and Stuart Immonen work together to create an incredibly kick-ass team and deliver some hilarious moments, like pretty much any flashback Photon has to being in the Avengers.  Seriously, people, read this book.  It is awesome, and anyone who disagrees is a terrorist.  Kudos to you, Warren Ellis, for writing a book that realizes just how ridiculous comic books can be.

Spider-Man: The Death of the Stacys Premiere HC
i was pretty sad when stacy keach died too but you don't see me writing a book about it$19.99

"What's this?  Who are the Stacys?  They haven't been resurrected, so surely they can't have been important at all!"  Sorry, imaginary quote guy, but you're wrong...dead wrong.  As dead as the Stacys are in this premiere hardcover.  Right here is where Peter Parker's life began to suck really really hard, first with the death of his mentor and then the death of his first true love.  This moment was so pivotal that no comic writer has decided to bring them back to life.  When you consider that they even brought Bucky back to life, that's a pretty hefty statement!  This is the hardcover no die-hard Spider-Man fan can afford to miss.

Wonder Woman T-Shirt

oh look a picture of a t-shirtS-XL: $17.95
XXL: $20.95

Well, there it is.  A T-Shirt.  Oh, hey, a handy image showing you what's on the t-shirt!  Who would have guessed?  Yup, there it is, in all its glory: a t-shirt with an image on it.  Perhaps you can wear this t-shirt?  Who can say but the greatest mystics of the mountains?

Shazam 13" Deluxe Collector's Figure
shazam isn't actually the characters name but who cares$69.99

The World's Mightiest Mortal is the newest addition to DC Direct's line of realistically proportioned, super-heroic 1:6 scale figures! This deluxe collector figure comes clothed in an authentically detailed fabric costume, includes a display stand, and is packaged in a deluxe four-color window box with a fifth panel.

Dungeonscape
huh purple worms$29.95

Since the dawn of the DUNGEONS & DRAGONS game, the dungeon has remained a place of mystery, excitement, and danger. Purple worms burrow through the earth, eager for their next meal. Savage orcs lurk within the darkness, ready to surge forth and lay waste to civilized lands. Strange cults, mutated monsters, and forgotten gods hide within the choking darkness of the dungeon's halls. Nowhere else offers greater prospects for wealth, magic, and power. Yet the horrors that lurk beneath the world never give up their treasures without a fight....

This D&D supplement presents a refreshing new take on dungeon adventures. It shows Dungeon Masters how to inject excitement, innovation, and thrilling adventure into their dungeons. New rules for encounter traps allow DMs to build deadly snares to catch the unwary. For players, the factotum class is a cunning wanderer, a jack-of-all-trades who can cope with anything the dungeon throws at him. New equipment, feats, and prestige classes give adventurers the tools they need to survive the dark beneath the earth.


Students and Discounts: the Ultimate Team?

i had a math professor named dr. freeze

We Buy Silver and Bronze Age Comics!

That's stuff published before 1977, usually with a cover price of $0.35 or less.  We also buy Used Trade Paperbacks, Used Roleplaying Games, Old Records, Old Pulps, and Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic: The Gathering Cards. Call (910) 452-7828 to make an appointment for appraisal!

Alphabet Tuesday Specials Are Ending Next Week!

typeface is a chump let's be honest

 

But what a week it will be!  Sure, letters U-Z don't seem all that special, but that's until you consider that nearly every single X-Book is in that letter group!  That's right, X-Men fans, your favorite titles will be 50% off in our back issue boxes next Tuesday!

The New Warhammer Fantasy League is Underway! Get in on the Action!

curs just doesnt get used enough any more i think

Shipping This Week: Sensational Spider-Man #35

BACK IN BLACKSpider-Man's black period in Sensational Spider-Man begins in this issue, which deftly dances around Civil War spoilers while telling the tale of a whole bunch of duplicates of Spider-Man!  Don't worry, they're not clones!  I hope.  I really don't know a lot more I can add to this.  I've read the issue.  It's good!  Read it!

Shipping This Week: Thunderbolts #111

JACK FLAG VERSUS VENOM BULLSEYE SONGBIRD ATOMIC MAN AND OTHERS - WHO WILL WIN?Warren Ellis's masterful Civil-War-Inspired farce continues, where the ridiculously over-the-top evil characters and their inexplicably successful media campaign keeps on trucking!  This issue pits the Thunderbolts versus minor Captain America sidekick Jack Flag!  I wonder what will happen to this ridiculously expendable character?  Only time will tell!

Recently Acquired in the 300th Century!

We've got books!  Here's what they are:

New Comic Sets: Savage Red Sonja #1-4 (Miniseries), Conan and the Songs of the Dead #1-5 (Miniseries), Eclipso #1-6 plus Special with Jewel, Excalibur #88-90 (Dream Nails Parts 1-3), Exiles #1-7 (Complete Story Arc), Exiles #8-13 (A World Apart Parts 1-3 and other storylines), Fantastic Four: Heroes Reborn #1-12, Flash #113-118 (Race Against Time Parts 1-5 and More), Flash #130-133 (Emergency Stop Parts 1-3), Flash #139-141 (Black Flash Parts 1-3), Flash #136-138 (Human Race Parts 1-3), Flash #145-150 (Chain Lightning Parts 1-6), Flash #152-159 (New Flash), Hellcat #1-3 (Miniseries), Ghost/Batgirl #1-4 (Miniseries), Guardians of the Galaxy #25-37, Green Arrow #1-10 (Quiver, Kevin Smith Miniseries), Gen13/Generation X 2-Pack, Generation X Annuals 1995-1999, Generation X #63-66 (Counter X Revolution by Warren Ellis), Generation X #52-62, Generation X #47-51, Generation X #42-46, Generation X #32-41, Generation X #20-28

New Comics: Gambit #1-17 (1999 Series), Ghost Rider Vol. 2 #16-38, 67, 75, Ghost Rider 2099 #13-27, Green Arrow #11-13 (Kevin Smith), Hawkman #1 (2002), Heroes for Hire (1997)

E-Bay Spotlight

COLONEL OF THE CREEPYBernie Wrightson: Master of Macabre Series 1 & 2 Cards

This auction contains two complete sets of Bernie Wrightson trading cards, does not include Hologram/chase cards, series one Master of Macabre and Series two More Macabre. Also included is the series 2 Notebook with rare chase binder card Tentacles of Death (only available in binder). This binder is signed and one of the interior 9 pocket pages are signed by Wrightson. The signature on the binder interior front cover is clear and in nice shape. The one on the 9 pocket page is fading. All cards and binder are in extremely nice shape. Also, comes with a wrapper (card pack) from series 1 and 2. Series one contains 90 cards and series two contains 90 cards. 

gee i wonder if high times thinks jesus did drugs.  they seem like an objective sourceHigh Times February 2003: Trippin' With Elvis

This auction contains the magazine High Times #330 Feb. 2003. Articles include: Trippin' with Elvis at Graceland, Man's Best Buds, Master GRowers, Was Jesus a Stoner? and lots more. Magazine is in excellent shape!  Great Eye Appeal!

Magic: The Gathering Played Here!

man why is the hypnotic specter some crappy knight dude anymore

World of Warcraft Played Here!

i hate you

HeroClix Played Here!

see if you can spot boba fett

Area 51 Tattoo Valentine's Day Special!

dammit carlton banks why must your name be more than five letters

Schedule Schmedule

As usual, a great many comic books have been pushed back to a later date. This news is so shocking that we are now developing a weekly section where we announce comic delays, so you can better know when your favorite books are coming out. Or when the next delay announcement will be, whatever. We'll also include other schedule announcements, like different products coming back in stock, second printings, and the like. But this is the comic industry, and we all know which type of announcment we will see the most.

Changed Release Dates

  • Action Comics #846 - 2/28/07
  • Exterminators #14 - 2/28/07
  • Justice League of America #6 - 2/28/07
  • Superman/Batman #32 - 2/28/07
  • Action Comics #847 - 3/14/07
  • Civil War Poster Book - 2/28/07
  • Magician: Apprentice #6 - 2/28/07
  • Red Prophet: Tales of Alvin Maker #6 - 2/28/07
  • Runaways #24 - 2/28/07
  • Ultimate Vision #3 of 5 - 2/28/07
  • X-Factor #16 - 2/28/07
  • Irredeemable Ant-Man #6 - 3/14/07
  • Powers Vol. 10 TP - 3/14/07
  • Ultimate Spider-Man: Clone Saga Premiere HC - 4/4/07
  • Spider-Man Magazine - 4/11/07
  • Civil War: Front Line Book 1 TP - 4/18/07
  • Civil War X-Men TP - 4/25/07
  • Astonishing X-Men #21 - 5/2/07
  • Civil War: Captain America TP - 5/2/07
  • Civil War: Front Line Book 2 TP - 5/9/07
  • Civil War: Peter Parker Spider-Man TP - 5/9/07
  • Civil War: Fallen Son - New Avengers - 5/23/07
  • Amazing Spider-Man #541 - 5/30/07
  • Astonishing X-Men #22 - 7/4/07

DEALS AHOY MATEY



The Only Picks That Matter

Well, we haven't received any really good ideas for the names. There were a few that I liked, but I don't think they were quite good enough to be a good name, or they were something that, should we decide to do this again next year, would make any sense for next year's awards. So, at this point, the name of the awards is still to be determined. I still had to make up some graphics, though.

FANBOY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS

That's right--your favorite comic could win a coveted TBD Award! In fact, you could help it win! Just submit your votes in the following categories to awards@fanboycomics.biz, or fill out one of our handy paper ballots we'll have available in the store. You don't have to vote in every category, but that's not discouraged, either. Here are the categories available for voting:

Best Cover - The issue with the best cover art released in 2006.
Best New Comic Series - Best series beginning in 2006; i.e., issue #1 was published sometime in 2006.
Best Single Issue - The best single comic issue released in 2006.
Best Miniseries - The best miniseries of 2006. At least half of the issues of the miniseries must have been published in 2006.
Best Story Arc - The best story arc in an ongoing series of 2006. At least half of the issues of the story arc must have been published in 2006.
Best Ongoing Series - The best ongoing comic series (i.e., not a miniseries) of 2006.
Best Moment - The best moment in any comic where you just went, "That was awesome."
Best Original Graphic Novel - The best graphic novel composed of material not originally released in individual issues.
Best Collection - Best collection of material previously released in individual issues.
Best Comic-Based Movie/DVD/TV Show - Pretty much anything you care about that can somewhat fit in this category. I'm not going to be too strict about it.
Best Indie Comic - The best independent comic book published in 2006. Indie is defined as not published by Marvel, DC, Image or Dark Horse.
Best Hero - The best comic book hero of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper.
Best Villain - The best comic book villain of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper.
Best Comic Babe - The best comic book babe of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper. I guess women can send in their votes for hot guys or whatever. THE THINGS I DO FOR FEMINISM.
Best Artist - The best comic artist of 2006.
Best Writer - The best comic writer of 2006.
Best Roleplaying Game Product - The best product released for any roleplaying game or system in 2006.
Best Card Game Product - The best product released for any card game in 2006.
Best Miniatures Product - The best product released for any miniatures game in 2006.

Alright, now that we've got the categories established and hopefully well defined, let's see those votes! To give you an idea of some of the awesome stuff that came out in 2006, the Fanboy Comics staff has all made their selections and we will be revealing them week by week until the final votes are tallied. This week, I am revealing my choices.

i am ready for a new challenger

seriously can you think of something funny to write for all these headers


doctor DOOM JUMPING a HOT RODMarvel Adventures Fantastic Four #12

art by
Juan Roman Cano Santacruz

oh god I am already out of jokes at the second one of these


we all pretty much agreeX-Factor

written by
Peter David
art by
Ryan Sook
Dennis Calero

now, a series of haiku


that jail really needs to do better cell searchesAll-Star Superman #5

written by
Grant Morrison
art by
Frank Quitely

the spider-man swings/hey look they're making a film/quick, to the black suit


it's so good52

written by
Geoff Johns
Grant Morrison
Greg Rucka
Mark Waid

art by
Joe Bennett
Chris Batista
Keith Giffen
Ruy Jose
Jad Jackson

covers by
J.G. Jones

hulk smash hulk smash hulk/smash hulk smash hulk smash hulk smash/hulk smash puny man


this one was really easy to updateDaredevil 82-87
"The Devil, Inside and Out"

written by
Ed Brubaker
art by
Michael Lark

i dream of the day/all-star batman and robin/is finally out


man ed brubaker why you got to do a thingThe Incredible Hulk

written by
Ed Brubaker
art by
Michael Lark

holy crap what the/i think this haiku thing is/wearing a bit thin


'Run.'Hawkeye Breaks Out
(Ultimates 2 #10)

i was thinking of/superman flying a kite/and then, KRYPTONITE!


there are LAYERS for gods sakePride of Baghdad

written by
Brian K. Vaughan
art by
Niko Henrichon

i wanted to do/an image comics haiku/but i don't give a


this wins solely because of the beard hunterDoom Patrol Vol. 4: Musclebound

written by
Grant Morrison

did you watch heroes?/no, i have not watched that show/dammit stop asking


it's like they took everything that works about the justice league and made a series about itJustice League Unlimited Season 1

ha ha oni press/nobody cares about you/scott pilgrim cries daily


he is a gentleman...and a corpse!Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse

by
Ben Templesmith
published by
IDW

go, fantastic four!/fight the evil scientists!/oh, wait, civil war


he is a smooth customerLucifer

oh, right, the villains/i guess they deserve haiku/well here you go, guys


everyone agreesIron Man

girls are pretty/they have lots of girl parts/for frank cho to draw


conan...WITH BREASTSRed Sonja

art by
Paul Renaud

maybe i would vote/for steve mcniven if he/could draw stuff on time


he is very deep i betBen Templesmith

i bet these guys can't/write spontaneous haiku/for THEIR title tags


if i knew exactly what grant morrison wrote in 52 he probably would have wonEd Brubaker
(Captain America, Criminal, Daredevil, Uncanny X-Men)

oh crap more haiku/these damned old gaming awards/oh well, lets roll folks


that's right I am going to vote for a damn indie book like i don't even care.  it's really cool thoughDictionary of Mu

by
Judd Karlman

you know what people/haiku are pretty easy/lazy but clever


a whole bunch of awesome new units with awesome sculpted modelsWarmachine: Superiority

I don't know what inspired this

stephen king probably had about as much to do with the writing of this book as i did.  that is, he was involved every step of the way and constantly connected with robin furth and peter david.  what can i say?  i'm a pretty connected guy


The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Born #1

Writers: Robin Furth and Peter David
Artist: Jae Lee
Colorist: Richard Isanove
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $3.99

It finally arrived last week, this most ballyhooed of recent comic book releases. According to Joe Quesada, in his "New Joe Fridays" Q&A bit at Newsarama, the first issue of Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Born moved in excess of 200,000 copies. I'm not a betting man, but I'm willing to bet that's huge. The die-hards came out for it, the curious came out for it, and the suckers certainly came out for it, as they do for everything. The dust has settled now, so is the book any good?

Yes, a resounding yes. It's obvious from the opening pages that Marvel and the creators on the book have hedged their bets and poured every last resource into this series. Editor Ralph Macchio, in a letter at the end of the issue, writes, "The magazine you're holding is the culmination of several years' labor." It would be impossible to say that he's bluffing. No matter if you're a die-hard fan of the Dark Tower series or simply a comic book fanboy, it's easy to see that this issue is gorgeously designed and nothing less than an inspired realization of Stephen King's written universe.

The masthead for this book is interesting: Stephen King is "Creative Director and Executive Director." I challenge anyone outside of Marvel's marketing department to tell me exactly what that means. Robin Furth, King researcher and author two Dark Tower tie-in books, gets credit for "Plotting and Consultation." Is that fancy for "co-writer"? Who knows what it all means, but the results are a success. Simply enough, this series is a prequel to the Dark Tower novels, an illumination of gunslinger Roland Deschain's formidable years. For those new to the universe, Peter David writers the narration (which is heavy throughout) as a primer on the characters and the language of Roland's homeland of New Canaan. Roland and his friends are gunslingers-in-training, boys who still need to prove themselves. As a newbie, I don't fully understand the role of the gunslinger, but I do love Westerns, so I just accept that some guys have to become gunslingers, and that's what they do. There's something to be said for blind faith.

Roland Deschain is quickly established as a gruff overachiever with a ten-pound rock on his shoulder. His father is a legendary gunslinger, and Roland feels the need to constantly prove himself, which he does in bouts of violent aggression and bullheadedness. He's a loner with something to prove. Furth and David competently blend Western tropes with the world of psychic magic and design Roland's world as out of time and incongruous. This is fantasy, and like great fantasy, it's enthralling.

While the story takes a wide-angle view that also zeroes in on strong characterization, the ultimate power of this book comes through Jae Lee's artwork. It's a remarkable achievement, and the best work he's ever done. Each image feels labored over, extracting the most dimension, detail and emotional possible. On one page, Lee's panels are crammed tightly with each focusing on the eyes of two characters, setting up a violent showdown. On others, Lee allows his illustrations the space to overwhelm and pop. Richard Isanove's coloring is a character onto itself as well. The colors in this book are a mood-EKG. Without the words, the colors explain character and display complex yet clear emotion. The book has a rough, ugly glossiness that provides for a cinematic edge, while honoring the characters' storied origins.

Marvel didn't mess this one up in the slightest. The only ads they placed in this 48-page monster are for Marvel books, and they crammed in extras such as maps, a supplemental prose story, a look at issue #2, and more. They want people to stay on board, and they want new comic readers to use this series as a gateway. However, let's ignore the marketing and say this: Dark Tower: The Gunslinger Born is shaping up to be a fantastic series.

RATING: 4.5/5

brian michael bendis has assured fans that the new avengers will eventually fight something that is not ninjas or each other


New Avengers #27

Writer: Brian Michael Bendis
Artist: Leinil Yu
Colorist: Dave McCaig
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $2.99

For this revamp of the New Avengers series to be properly titled, the cover should read: New New Avengers. Our fearless writer, Brian Michael Bendis, remains the same, but the artist is now rising star Leinil Yu. So what's so new new? Well, this book deals with the endgame of Civil War (which isn't over yet, but let's pretend it's done). After the heroes are done fighting their idealistic scrum and the new alliances caused by the fighting dovetail into revised teams series and their series (see how nicely that worked out for everybody?), things are going to look a little different. Bendis writes this latest issue of The New Avengers as a way for new readers to hop on board as that team goes through major changes. And most of it is for the best.

The anti-reg and pro-reg factions created during Civil War are going to make for two new teams: these New New Avengers and the Mighty Avengers (who have their own series debuting in March). (SPOILER: SKIP THIS PARAGRAPH IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE TEAM MAKE-UP) Captain America's team is here, and it looks like this: Spider-Man, Luke Cage, Wolverine, Spider-Woman, Dr. Strange, Iron Fist and a new Ronin. Spider-Man has his black costume, and it looks as though Luke Cage is leading the team this time around. The possible dynamics of the team are exciting, with a bevy of hothead personalities and a Dr. Strange that looks like a zombie.

Bendis fills the bulk of this book with a clunky narration delivered by way of expository email message. Maya Lopez, AKA Echo, AKA Ronin, is still in Japan, working to infiltrate the Yakuza. She's abandoned and alone while the Civil War wages back in the States, and she's definitely feeling it. So alone in fact that she drafts the aforementioned email to Matt Murdock, only to be delivered if she's captured and killed. (Oh, they're about to get me! Better fire off this pre-written email before I get ready to go die so that I don't have to edit the draft!) Sexy ingénue by day and masked hero by night has gotten to Maya. As Ronin, she's ambushed by the evil Elektra and some goons of the Hand. They plan to make Maya over as an Hand assassin. But the email must have made it just in time because the heroes show up to kick all kinds of ass (and groin).

For the most part, Bendis writes a strong gateway issue. The email narration is irksome after many pages, and the ending here is plagued by a lapse in logic (even in comic-book logic), but overall the story is a seamless pleasure with a healthy amount of sexy violence.

Leinil Yu's art especially stands out. The rough, sketchy quality of his pencils fits the setting and blazing speed of the action. The quality of his visual storytelling balances true emotion and blind rage. The new team isn't quite polished, and Yu's work acts as a necessary character.

Team books should always be fun, and in the hands of a pro like Bendis, this revamp shouldn't disappoint. It's not perfect by any stretch, but it also delivers where it should.

RATING: 3.5/5

IN THE GHETTO WE DON'T SAY 'SHAZAM' TO GET OUR POWERS, WE SAY 'KAREEM'!


Shazam!: The Monster Society of Evil #1

Writer: Jeff Smith
Artist: Jeff Smith
Colorist: Steve Hamaker
Publisher: DC Comics
Price: $5.99

The words "All-Ages" may strike fear into the heart of the adult (but not in the least mature) comic fan. Those words may literally translate to "Strictly for Kids!" However, it's a very rare occurrence that a comic book can handedly secure the interest of every reader by finding that perfect combination of imaginative storytelling, adventuresome art, and spot-in characterization. In the hands of Jeff Smith, the brains behind the ended-in-2004 series Bone, a comic book can strike that most perfect balance, creating an entirely blissful experience that speaks to the core of why comic books enchant. Shazam! The Monster Society of Evil is going to be a series that dares even the most-grumpy curmudgeon not to grin widely at its pages.

Long-time Captain Marvel fans needn't groan at the notion of a new series either in or out of continuity. With the perpetually frigid response that Judd Winick's take on the character has received, it's time for a little refresher. Instead of the brooding nature of Winick's character, Smith chooses to de-age Billy Batson and cast his as a quasi-Oliver Twist. Here, Batson is a homeless scamp, tormented by a vile creep, Lagreen, who torments Batson for scraps and loose change. A series of events leads the curious street urchin to a magical underground cavern inhabited by a wizard who will tell Batson of the word SHAZAM! Soon enough, Captain Marvel is brought to be and given the boy as his new host. We get to see how the two begin to interact, which is lighthearted, touching and humorous. Batson is in for several surprises and his new job, to be the host for the powerful hero, starts to be too much responsibility for a kid used to being on his own. Youthful exuberance leads to a bad decision that sets off the storyline that this series promises in the following three issues of the limited series.

Fan of Captain Marvel? Never heard of him? It doesn't matter. This series a comic-reading necessity. Jeff Smith knows to breathe real emotion and character into his illustrations, and his panels read like Saturday morning cartoons, but with fine production values. His dialogue is limited, but the art says nearly as much as the lettering. In one particular giddy scene, Batson tricks Lagreen by rushing off and buying a hot dog. When Captain Marvel arrives and Lagreen runs off, the hero is left with the hot dog and the prospect of stopping crime in exchange for street food. The humor of Bone is all here, as is the endearing emotional journey.

I tried and tried, but I truly couldn't find a single weakness in this book. No matter the subject matter or convoluted nature of the storytelling, every comic reader hopes for an enthralling experience. The best comics delight with dynamic characterization and passionate storytelling. Smith does both, and it's something to behold.

RATING: 5/5

television series co-produced by the Children's Television Workshop and the BBC, originally aired on PBS in the United States from October 1992 to February 1995. The series featured a group of New York City teenagers who solved mysteries with the help of an invisible ghost, who can communicate with the kids only by manipulating whatever text and letters he can find and using them to form words and sentences. THANKS WIKIPEDIA


Ghost Rider: Trail of Tears #1

Writer: Garth Ennis
Artist: Clayton Crain
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $2.99

I can't really think of a witty intro to this review, so I guess I just jump right into it. Trail of Tears is a sort of prequel to Ghost Rider: Road to Damnation. It begins with Travis Parham, a lieutenant in the Confederate army. During the fight he is mortally wounded, and falls to the ground unconscious. When he eventually comes to, he finds himself abandoned along with the other deceased soldiers on the battlefield. He is rescued by a kind black man who treats his injuries, and gives him shelter. There is tension between the two men at first, as they obviously come from different ends of the social spectrum. However, Travis ends up staying there for two years, and quickly befriends Caleb (the man who rescued him). One day while working on the farm, he makes a startling discovery, one that will probably change his life forever.

Garth Ennis does an excellent job with this book. The dialouge is sharp and poignant. He gives the characters great depth, so that by the end of the first issue, you almost feel like you've been reading about them for years, which is an impressive feat, given that there are many characters I've been reading about for years and yet I couldn't care less when they died. Cough, Superboy. If I just spoiled Infinite Crisis for you, I'm sorry, but that happened like a year ago, so I think that the “spoiler period” is officially up. In fact while I'm at it, I'll go ahead and ruin Titanic, Passion of the Christ, and Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith too. The ship sinks, Jesus dies, and Anakin becomes Darth Vader, but that's completely off topic.

The art is excellent as well. Upon opening the book, my first thought was, “Huh. Remind me of Sin City.” I 'm referring to the movie, not the comic. Clayton Crain does such a good job with his shading, that it feels like the characters actually come out of the page at you. In some places, it almost appears photographic. Seriously, it's that detailed.

I'm now going to leave you with a confession: I actually hate Ghost Rider. I just think the idea of a guy who has a flaming skull, who rides around on a giant, flaming motorcycle, and whips things with a chain (also on fire) sounds like something a seven year old would write about in an essay titled, “What I want to do when I grow up.” So, it should a testament to this book's quality when I say that I thoroughly enjoyed it, and highly recommend it. -Tristan Hoagland is a retired five-star general from the U.S. Merchant Marines. His new book, "Robocop Tales: Back in Detroit," is loosely based on his time fighting penguins in Antarctica.

RATING: 4.5/5

i can't FATHOM why anybody would read this book HA HA HAA HAAA


Fathom: Kiani #0

Writer: Vince Hernandez
Artist: Marcus To
Colorist: Peter Steigerwald
Publisher: Aspen Comics
Price: $2.99

First off, I just want to say that I'm sick off publishers putting out “0”issues (looking at you, Dark Horse). If you want to put out a promotional book, call it a “preview,” a “sketchbook,” or something that fits it's nature. No more of this trying to pass something that's essentially nothing more than an elaborate a trailer off as a numbered issue. I miss the good old days when comics were numbered using positive integers starting with one. I shudder to think what “creative” marketing scheme they'll be using in the future.. Perhaps “0” will slowly evolve into the first normal issue, and I'll be writing long-winded rants about “-1” issues. But in the mean time, I guess I'll go ahead and start reviewing this comic, like I was supposed to do about 130 words ago.

To begin with, I should point out that until I read this, I had never even heard of the Fathom series, so I assume that my initial confusion is due to ignorance. So, I had my good friend Wikipedia give me the back round. Long story short, Fathom is about a race of people who live underwater. Kiani is a stereotypical female warrior. She comes with a sword, and sexy but completely irrational body armor. But hey, I guess there's really no reason to protect your abdomen, because there aren't any vital organs inside it, right? She also has a obvious disdain for humans (the ones that live on land), and has a lonely past, as she lost her parents as a child, and has been abandoned by everyone else whom she cared for. That's about as much detail as I can give you about the plot of this book, because, as you should have inferred from reading the opening paragraph, it's really more of a trailer for the upcoming series, and it really only gives some vague background into Kiani's past, and some even vaguer foreshadowing to things to come.

The art was impressive, to say the least. The artist pays close attention to detail, which makes every page intriguing. He does a particularly good job with the sprawling aquatic environments, and the contrasting lava flows. Overall, it's hard to grade this book. It's really only meant to be a preview. The art is good, the dialouge is good, and I'm willing to give the story the benefit of the doubt. The way I see it, 3.5 is the best score I can give a preview book in good conscience, so consider this to be one of the best “preview” books ever published. If you're looking for something a little bit different, you should consider picking it up. I'm not really talking to devout Fathom fans here, because like anything I say here is going to prevent them from reading this new series. -Reviewer Tristan Hoagland comes from the future to teach us all a lesson about sharing.

RATING: 3.5/5

Newsletter for February 13, 2007
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I've decided to retire the Fanboy Fights for a few weeks.  We're not getting enough feedback, and I need to cut back a little bit on some of the extraneous stuff in the newsletter before it seriously drives me insane.  Probably after the TBD's are done, I'll get back on making the Fights and the Editor's Notes better than ever.  My bad!

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