Free Movie Tickets for Playing Games!

the monopoly man represents wealth

Free Movie Tickets! Just for showing up and learning how to play a game. It doesn't get much better than that, I say! Think of all the great movies you could watch with those tickets. Like, uh, Norbit maybe. Hey, it could be good! Okay, probably not. Still, movie tickets! That's pretty danged awesome.

Our Ghost Rider Promotion was a Success!

Fanboy Comics was on hand at Mayfaire Cinemas to give out free stuff! Everyone who came by got a free HeroClix Miniature, and several people won great prizes! Specifically, these people:

Tommy King won the
Essential Ghost Rider Vols. 1 & 2

Andrew Watkins won the
Ghost Rider: Vicious Cycles and Ghost Rider: The Raod to Damnation Trade Paperbacks

Amy Maloni won the
Ghost Rider: The Visual Guide Hardcover

Thanks to those three, and everyone else who participated. The winners have thirty days to come pick up their prizes, so don't delay! And those of you who weren't there, go see the Ghost Rider movie at Mayfaire Cinemas!

GAMES ARE LIKE THE ARMY

i really hope this doesn't end up right next to the photoshop of bryan sandala for this week

Fanboy Comics wants you to come by and game, even if it's not on the schedule! We will do our best to work you in, be it 2:00 PM on a Thursday or 9:00 PM on a Saturday! Scheduled events have priority, but if you call ahead we can make sure there aren't any conflicts. Just let us know at 452-7828.

TUESDAYS AND SPECIALS: TIME TO ROLL

dammit i hate this flyer

We've got a whole bunch of dollar boxes, people! You can't get a comic for a dollar anymore, except for these boxes every Tuesday! Look, here's a picture of those boxes, as actual, undeniable proof that these boxes exist! You can't beat that!

LOOK AT THOSE BOXES, THERE THEY ARE

DC Origins Prerelease at Fanboy in March!

its deja vu all over again again

This tournament is a great deal, since the wost you can do is save money!  You're already getting the boosters on the cheap, so why not come by and play?  Every participant gets a free limited edition miniature, too!

The Fanboy Spotlight
Yu-Gi-Oh GX Aster Phoenix and Jaden Yuki 2 Duelist Packs
so far we have characters named jaden, aster, and chazz.  is that what japanese people think our names are like?$2.10 per pack
$59.99 per box of 30 packs

I don't know anything about Yu-Gi-Oh!  Presumably, you Yu-Gi-Oh people out there will understand this strange and frightening series of seemingly unconnected words:

Acquire Jaden and Aster's best cards! New cards in Jaden 2 and Aster Duelist Packs never seen before outside of the cartoon. A unique Strategy Card designed to further your skill with the character's Deck! Modify current Structure Decks or add them to Starter Decks for your own take on the GX theme. Increase multiple purchases with an enticing price point! 5 cards and a Strategy card in every pack.

  • Collect 17 common cards (4:1)
  • 7 Rare cards (1:1)
  • 4 Super Rare cards (1:6)
  • 2 Ultra Rare cards (1:24)
  • 10 Strategy cards per Jaden 2 and Aster sets
If that meant anything, let me know!

Checkmate Vol. 1 TP
hey what if we gave our spy organization a weird chess theme?  SOUNDS AWESOME$14.99

Checkmate is one of the best series to come out of all of those damnable "Countdown to Infinite Crisis" series like OMAC Project, Day of Vengeance and Rann-Thanagar Confusing Mess.  It's a great espionage thriller and political story rolled into one, with both a focus on the actual spy operations and the political manuevering of the higher-ups in the organization.  This first volume collects the strongest arc of the series that set a high mark that hasn't yet quite been reattained.  Still, Greg Rucka's writing and Jesus Saiz's art are both top-notch throughout this arc.  Definitely worth looking at.

Justice Vol. 2 HC
justice was the second choice for this book's title, after 'ALEX ROSS'S ACTION FIGURE DESIGN DIGEST'$19.99

Remember when Justice first started coming out?  Yeah, me neither.  I kind of got lost in the plot with the semi-monthly release schedule.  I think villains were trying to make life better or something, and it was kind of morally gray, maybe?  If only I could read all the issues at once.  Well, I'm in luck!  This second volume of Alex Ross's Justice Featuring Alex Ross (and others) collects issues 5-8, which I can read all at once instead of with two month gaps between the issues!  Ain't that great?  Plots just seem to make more sense when you haven't forgotten most of the key elements of them.

Zombies: Feast Poster
zombies huh.  inventive.$9.99
(Click Image for a Larger View)

Do you like zombies? Apparently you do, if the seven billion zombie books being released each week are any indication! Well, here's a poster that has those zombies you so know and love featured on it! It's all the wraparound covers to the Zombies miniseries put together into one panorama of flesh-eating zombies. Honestly, as far as zombie posters go, this is one of the cooler ones they've come up with.

Annihilation Vol. 1 HC
who cares about outer space$29.99

Funnily enough, Marvel's best big event of 2006 wasn't Civil War.  It was Annihilation, a pretty gripping space drama that spotlighted Marvel's largely-ignored contingent of space heroes.  Nova, Drax, Thanos, Annihilus, Super-Skrull, Quasar, Silver Surfer, Galactus, and Ronan are just a few examples of Marvel's rich cosmic-level history on display in this volume, which collects Drax the Destroyer #1-4, Annihlation Prologue, and Nova #1-4 in one of Marvel's awesome oversized hardcovers.  If you missed this event before, now is a great time to check it out.


DISCOUNTS OF THE STUDENTS

lets get ready to save money

Fanboy Comics Would Like to Buy Your Used Trade Paperbacks and Graphic Novels

No lie!  We'll buy that stuff in addition to Used Roleplaying Games, Silver Age Comics (Stuff published on or before 1978), Old Records, Old Pulps, and Yu-Gi-Oh and Magic: The Gathering Card. Call (910) 452-7828 to make an appointment for us to check out your stuff!

TOURNAMENTS

this is the first flyer


this is the second flyer--TWIST ENDING - it's actually all a dream

Magic: The Gathering Played Here!

places that magic is played - 1) here

NEW: Player's Choice Saturdays!  It's up to the people who show up!  Which of these tournaments would you rather play in:

1) A $13.00 Sanctioned Draft, featuring a prize payout of about one and a half packs per player
2) A $5.00 Constructed Type II Tournament!  Winner gets $50.00 in store credit, and the runner-up gets $20.00 in store credit!  Not a bad deal, all things considered.

Well, the choice is up to you, every Saturday!

World of Warcraft TCG Played Here!

thanks to the internet for having a picture of world of warcraft.  who knew?

We have official prize support from Upper Deck, including extended art cards!

NEW: Free First Fridays!  The first friday of every month, we'll be holding free tournaments where we throw a booster into the pot for every player who shows up, winner take all!  It's a great time to come out and play for free and maybe get some cards!

HeroClix Played Here!

what the hell is boba fett doing there

Shipping This Week: Civil War #7

perhaps you've heard of this comic bookWell, it's finally going to end. Three months after the original ship date, we'll be getting our hands on Civil War #7. Who lives? Who dies? There's only one way you can find out: read this issue. This is the issue that everyone will be talking about! Also be sure to check out Amazing Spider-Man #538--at the end of the last issue, Aunt May and Mary Jane were in the sniper's sights. What will be their fate? It's all answered here!

Shipping This Week: The Brave and the Bold #1

i guess hal jordan is brave and batman is bold?  who can tell these days, what with the iraq war and allThe quintessential team-up book is BACK! The first issue of this series features a team-up between Batman and Green Lantern, where they must solve a mystery...IN SPACE!!!! Uh, sorry. Still, if the Batman/Hal Jordan rivalry is anywhere near as good as it was when they teamed up in the Green Lantern series, this will be one heck of a book. Mark Waid is a good writer and George Perez is a good artist, so that fills me with hope!

It's Still Not Too Late to Join the New Warhammer Fantasy League

i hope cur isn't some sort of racial slur

we could use a hand

Anybody want to contribute to the newsletter?  Well, we can make it worth your while.  Just ask us about writing for the newsletter, be it reviews, or some other book.  If you write reviews for us, we can give you a couple of issues on the house.

E-Bay Spotlight

Here are just a few of the many great items we have available on E-bay!  We start new auctions every Monday at 6:00 PM that last through Saturday at 6:00 PM.  Local customers can bid and pick up their purchase at the store to save on shipping!  We also add new items to our E-bay Store every Wednesday and Thursday.  We currently have over 1000 items, including pulps, vintage paperbacks, handbills, comics, and more! 

the thrilling series of easily solved mysteriesI Confess #67

This auction contains the vintage weekly 1920s sexplotation camp/ romance pulp magazine I Confess #67 published in Aug. 1924. This issue is in (GD+) condition. Nice Looking front and back covers. Front cover is clean bright, glossy, reflective in nice shape. Back cover is much the same as the front except for a bit of lite discoloration on bottom edge and corner. Spine has some moderate wear and small missing pieces on tip of head and foot. Also slight spine roll (probably a binding defect). Interior is complete, pages are strong clean and in nice shape. Some lite browning around some page edges, typical for a pulp of its era. There is no cover overhang present on this book. I am not sure if it was trimmed or this style of book had one.

Contents include:

  • On the Chinatown Bus
  • Say it with Diamonds
  • The Glittering Grafter
  • A Merciful Lie
  • Kisses
  • Her Unknown Love
  • Behind my Husband's Back

nerd booksStar Trek Paperbacks #2-4 and #6-11 Lot

This auction contains a 9 Book Lot of the vintage Star Trek paperbacks, 2-4 and 6-11, all written by James Blish, adapted from the NBC-TV series created by Gene Roddenberry. These rare books were all published by Bantam Books between 1968-1975.

  • 2, 1968, (F3439), (VG) grade or better with lite edge and corner wear.
  • 3, 1969, (F4371),  (VG-) grade or better with lite edge and corner wear.
  • 4, 1971, (S7009),  (VG-) grade or better, with lite edge and corner wear. There's also a minor crease on front cover top left corner.
  • 6, 1972, (S7364),  (VG) grade or better with very lite corner wear and minor spine creasing.
  • 7, 1972, (S7480),  (VG) grade or better. Lite corner and edge wear.
  • 8, 1972, (SP7550), 3rd printing, (VG-) grade or better with lite edge wear and a crease on back cover.
  • 9, 1973 (SP7808),  (VG) grade or better with lite edge and corner wear.
  • 10, 1974, (N8611), 3rd printing, (VG) grade or better with lite edge and corner wear.
  • 11, 1975, (Q8717), 3rd printing, (VG) grade with slight crease on back cover top left corner and lite edge wear.

Overall, these books have nice eye appeal!

Recently Acquired Issues

Oh lord, do we have issues here at Fanboy Comics.  Loads and loads of issues.  We're trying to deal with our issues one at a time, and it's going slow, but we're getting through them.  Here are some of the issues we've dealt with so far:

New Silver Age/Bronze Age Amazing Spider-Man: #62, 80, 130, 134, 144, 146, 155, 157, 158, 165, 167, 169, 170, 173, 180, 181, 183, 184

New Comic Sets: Stan Lee Meets (Spider-Man, Dr. Strange, The Thing, Dr. Doom, Silver Surfer), Batman #659-662 (Grotesk Parts 1-4), 52 Weeks #25-28, 52 Weeks #29-32, 52 Weeks #21-24, Guy Gardner: Collateral Damage Parts 1-2, Zombie #1-4, Street Fighter Legends: Sakura #1-4, Meltdown #1-2, Thanos Quest Books One & Two, Iceman #1-4 (Icons Miniseries), Hulk #395-396 (Punisher Appearance), Hulk #390-392 (War and Pieces Parts 1-3), JLA Secret Files and Origins #1-2 & Vol. 2 #1, Iron Man #1-13 (Heroes Reborn), Kazar #1-20 plus Annual 1997 and Flashback #1 (Complete Series), JLA #55-58 (Terror Incognita Parts 1-4), JLA #47-49 (Queen of Fables Parts 1-3), JLA #43-46 (Tower of Babel Parts 1-4), JLA #36-41 (World War III Parts 1-5), JLA #28-31 (Crisis Times Five Parts 1-4)

New Individual Issues: Impulse #1-81, Inhumans (Marvel Knights) #1-8, 10-12, Iron Man (Heroes Return) #1-12, JLA (Grant Morrison) #1-27, 32-35, 42, 50-54, 59-66, JSA #1

Schedule Schmedule

As usual, a great many comic books have been pushed back to a later date. This news is so shocking that we are now developing a weekly section where we announce comic delays, so you can better know when your favorite books are coming out. Or when the next delay announcement will be, whatever. We'll also include other schedule announcements, like different products coming back in stock, second printings, and the like. But this is the comic industry, and we all know which type of announcment we will see the most.

Changed Release Dates

  • Justice League of America #6 - 3/7/07
  • Superman/Batman #32 - 3/7/07
  • Superman Confidential #4 - 3/7/07
  • Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters #8 - 3/7/07
  • Mystery in Space #7 - 3/14/07
  • Teen Titans #44 - 3/14/07
  • Extermintors #15 -3/21/07
  • Justice Society of America #4 - 3/21/07
  • Supergirl #15 - 3/21/07
  • Trials of Shazam! #6 - 3/28/07
  • Astro City: The Dark Age Book Two #3 - 4/11/07
  • Superman Confidential #5 - 4/18/07
  • Onslaught Reborn #3 - 3/7/07
  • Ultimate Vision #3 of 5 - 3/7/07
  • Anita Blake #5 - 3/14/07
  • Ptolus #5 - 3/14/07
  • Magician: Apprentice #6 - 3/21/07
  • Powers #24 - 3/28/07
  • Red Prophet #6 - 3/28/07
  • Ptolus #6 - 4/4/07
  • Ultimates 2 #13 - 4/11/07
  • Anita Blake #6 - 4/18/07
  • Powers #25 - 4/25/07
  • Powers #26 - 5/23/07
Remember When I Updated this "Forward the Newsletter" Thing?

Yeah, me neither.  Still, forward that newsletter!



that is what a tshirt looks like



picks for girls

Well, we haven't received any really good ideas for the names. There were a few that I liked, but I don't think they were quite good enough to be a good name, or they were something that, should we decide to do this again next year, would make any sense for next year's awards. So, at this point, the name of the awards is still to be determined. I still had to make up some graphics, though.

FANBOY COMICS PROUDLY PRESENTS

That's right--your favorite comic could win a coveted TBD Award! In fact, you could help it win! Just submit your votes in the following categories to awards@fanboycomics.biz, or fill out one of our handy paper ballots we'll have available in the store. You don't have to vote in every category, but that's not discouraged, either. Here are the categories available for voting:

Best Cover - The issue with the best cover art released in 2006.
Best New Comic Series - Best series beginning in 2006; i.e., issue #1 was published sometime in 2006.
Best Single Issue - The best single comic issue released in 2006.
Best Miniseries - The best miniseries of 2006. At least half of the issues of the miniseries must have been published in 2006.
Best Story Arc - The best story arc in an ongoing series of 2006. At least half of the issues of the story arc must have been published in 2006.
Best Ongoing Series - The best ongoing comic series (i.e., not a miniseries) of 2006.
Best Moment - The best moment in any comic where you just went, "That was awesome."
Best Original Graphic Novel - The best graphic novel composed of material not originally released in individual issues.
Best Collection - Best collection of material previously released in individual issues.
Best Comic-Based Movie/DVD/TV Show - Pretty much anything you care about that can somewhat fit in this category. I'm not going to be too strict about it.
Best Indie Comic - The best independent comic book published in 2006. Indie is defined as not published by Marvel, DC, Image or Dark Horse.
Best Hero - The best comic book hero of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper.
Best Villain - The best comic book villain of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper.
Best Comic Babe - The best comic book babe of 2006, by whatever criteria you deem proper. I guess women can send in their votes for hot guys or whatever. THE THINGS I DO FOR FEMINISM.
Best Artist - The best comic artist of 2006.
Best Writer - The best comic writer of 2006.
Best Roleplaying Game Product - The best product released for any roleplaying game or system in 2006.
Best Card Game Product - The best product released for any card game in 2006.
Best Miniatures Product - The best product released for any miniatures game in 2006.

Alright, now that we've got the categories established and hopefully well defined, let's see those votes! To give you an idea of some of the awesome stuff that came out in 2006, the Fanboy Comics staff has all made their selections and we will be revealing them week by week until the final votes are tallied. This week, our final set of choices is from Pam.

tee hee

seriously can you think of something funny to write for all these headers


didn't this come out this yearKabuki #8

art by
David Mack

oh god I am already out of jokes at the second one of these


fell - a comic book for people who like warren ellis's blogFell

written by
Warren Ellis
art by
Ben Templesmith

now, a series of haiku


this isn't the one where they inject crap into the girl, is itFell #6

written by
Warren Ellis
art by
Ben Templesmith

the spider-man swings/hey look they're making a film/quick, to the black suit


GHOST COPSCross Bronx

written by
Michael Avon Oeming
Ivan Brandon

art by
Michael Avon Oeming

hulk smash hulk smash hulk/smash hulk smash hulk smash hulk smash/hulk smash puny man


in this storyline, an indie dude gets in over his headDMZ #1-5
"On the Ground"

written by
Brian Wood
art by
Brian Wood
Riccardo Burchielli

i dream of the day/all-star batman and robin/is finally out


it's about how america is evil maybeDMZ

written by
Brian Wood
art by
Brian Wood
Riccardo Burchielli

holy crap what the/i think this haiku thing is/wearing a bit thin


how...pedestrianSpider-Man Unmasks
(Civil War #2)

i was thinking of/superman flying a kite/and then, KRYPTONITE!


harvey pekar is indie comics' stan leeThe Quitter

written by
Harvey Pekar
art by
Dean Haspiel

i wanted to do/an image comics haiku/but i don't give a


i cant even think of something funny to say hereSupermarket

written by
Brian Wood
art by
Kristian Donaldson

did you watch heroes?/no, i have not watched that show/dammit stop asking


her other pick was superman, but I decided to stick with her theme hereArt School Confidential

ha ha oni press/nobody cares about you/scott pilgrim cries daily


have i already made a joke about an indie guy getting in over his headLocal

written by
Brian Wood
art by
Ryan Kelly
published by
Oni Press

go, fantastic four!/fight the evil scientists!/oh, wait, civil war


god david mack why don't you just draw like everyone elseKabuki

oh, right, the villains/i guess they deserve haiku/well here you go, guys


not actually america, but an incredible situationAmerica (From DMZ)

girls are pretty/they have lots of girl parts/for frank cho to draw


hey, that's not a chickMatty Roth (From DMZ)

maybe i would vote/for steve mcniven if he/could draw stuff on time


clearly he has not gone to the frank cho school of attractive womenDavid Mack

i bet these guys can't/write spontaneous haiku/for THEIR title tags


god what a NERRRRRDBrian Wood
(DMZ, Local, Supermarket, Couriers)

with TRISTAN!

superman doesn't care about black people


American Way TP

Writer: John Ridley
Penciler: Georges Jeanty
Inker: Karl Story (with Ray Snyder)
Colorist: WildStorm FX
Publisher: DC/WildStorm
Price: $19.99

A comic series demands attention when it attempts to tell a superhero story within a much bigger frame: Watchmen and the Cold War; DC: The New Frontier and the post-WWII Atomic Age. These two event stories speak to a larger world because they're not just focused on their characters, but also on the cultures in which they exist (and from where they originate). The latest addition to the canon of concept comics is now collected in one volume. The American Way is set during the tumultuous early 1960s and takes on communism, racism, government secrets-you know, tiny subjects.

In the 1940s, the US government formed the Civil Defense Corps, the CDC, as America's protection from fascism, communism and any threat to the American way of life. The team is made up of gifted mutant heroes and visitors from other worlds, a cross-section of the best the country has to offer. The team has its own sub-divisions as well; the CDC also features regional members, such as those from the South, a group of heroes who have no tolerance for other races. The story of the CDC is told through the eyes of Wesley Catham, an automobile industry advertising exec who suddenly loses his job when a car he's marketing is irreversibly linked to an alien invasion. Wes is recruited into the management of the CDC by old college buddy Bobby Kennedy, who sees Wes' marketing talents as the way to reinvigorate the team and build up capital with the American people. Wes' big idea: recruit a black member to the superhero team and introduce the idea of tolerance to the nation by showing that a black hero is just as strong and powerful as a white cape.

The project is mishandled and the country discovers its first black hero, named the New American, by accident after a major internal team battle. The CDC disintegrates as the southern racist heroes relinquish their membership and the New American tires of being a pawn in Wes' campaign of image construction.

There's so much more happening between the lines, and writer John Ridley (who's responsible for divergent work such as the film Three Kings and the cartoon and film versions of Undercover Brother) nearly crams in too many ideas. His concept is a fascinating portrayal of racism among heroes we'd believe to be above that fray. Nobody's an innocent in this story, and that's a testament to Ridley's immense accomplishment; white or black-not one cast member here has the answer to creating equality. Early on, Wes discovers that the CDC isn't a perfect superhero team, but rather a constructed PR campaign aimed at inspiring hope within the population. The intent quickly disintegrates as the heroes (both real and constructed) want to fight real battles rather than those that are staged for PR purposes.

The story takes place in the shadow of the Cuban missile crisis and the Bay of Pigs. It's a big backdrop, and Ridley's storytelling is generally up to the challenge. What's missing is a fully constructed back story for all members of the CDC. Details are dropped throughout, but few of the members' backgrounds are fully fleshed out. It's something you always wonder about while reading, because the characters are so intriguing.

The artwork, by Georges Jeanty and Karl Story, is an update on the work of Dave Gibbons on Watchmen. While character back stories aren't illustrated to such an extent here, Jeanty and Story give each member of the CDC nuanced characteristics, everything from costume design to hair style. The feel is retro, but with modern sensibility. Colors by Wildstorm FX reflect optimism and dread and always set the tone just as well as Ridley's script. (The first four chapters of the book are on white pages, while the last four appear on black pages. None too subtle, but a nice effect.)

A story this ambitious will have its faults; tackling such grand subject matter always does. But there's no denying the accomplishment. Ridley has brought a social consciousness to his grand story. While commentary on our current society isn't clearly defined (or necessarily intentional), Ridley wisely focuses his tale on the time period without trying to draw forced connections. His epic is character-based; it's driven by the personalities and ignorance of that generation.

RATING: 4/5

hey you know who likes computer generated 3d art in comic books?  NOBODY, SO STOP DOING IT


Batman #663

Writer: Grant Morrison
Artist: John Van Fleet
Publisher: DC Comics
Price: $2.99

When I picked up this book to review, I was encouraged to immediately take a look by my friendly LCS staff. "Have you looked inside? You should open it up," they said. I refused, figuring that I wanted to savor whatever reaction I'd then expect to have in private. Several days later, I finally pealed back the cover and had one thought...What the f**k is this and where's my comic book?

Oh, looks are deceiving from the cover. While series regular Andy Kubert does duty on the cover, you'd think it to be a regular, as-expected issue. Not even close. What the all-powerful Grant Morrison has done is turn the homecoming of his take on the Joker into an overblown, verbose short story that would be more at home in an Introduction to Creative Writing class. I don't want to dog it too much, because Morrison has written a subversively grotesque and violent Joker story, and managed to squeeze it by editorial without a "mature readers" advisory. I'm no prude, but Morrison goes for boundaries when bringing back the Clown Prince of Crime, and he succeeds by making it a hyperviolent, cartoonish affair. The problem I have with this comic is that you'll spend more time with this book than you will with any single issue for the rest of the year. And if you can make it through the first half without dozing off (as I did-but I was quite tired), then you'll be treated to some delicious gothic horror. It's the mud you've got to trudge through that isn't worth the effort.

Morrison and Batman group editorial deserve immense credit for taking a risk with the long-running series and making an attempt at a glorious return for the Joker. The story here, if written as a traditional comic script, might've been stretched out over two or three issues. While the Joker is recuperating in Arkham Asylum after suffering a point-blank gunshot at the hands of a Batman impostor some issues back, somebody is offing members of the clown's crew. The green-haired creep has undergone treatment by a certain doctor who looks a whole lot like a female companion who has a penchant for black and red outfits. Joker has gone even more insane during his "recovery," and Morrison delights in highlighting the madness. First and foremost, this is the Joker's tale, and it's a complete tale from beginning to end.

But the verbosity grounds the story every step of the way. Most of the time, it's not fun, but arduous. I'd love this story to be drawn up as a paneled comic (Ben Templesmith would eat up this storyline!), but that's not what Morrison was aiming for. I can see what he wanted, but it was off the mark. Same goes for digital artist John Van Fleet. His work vacillates from captivating construction (a splash page featuring a rampaging Batmobile) to poorly visualized CGI (anytime we see Batman's face on the page-remember the 1990 Batman book, Digital Justice?). Van Fleet's Joker is the best representation of the character to come down the pike in a long time, but the styling on the whole is wildly uneven.

I spoke with a comic podcast host some months ago about Bendis' reload of the Spider-Man "Clone Saga" storyline. "What balls on that guy to bring back that story. And it is big balls that'll make the comic industry survive," the host had said. Grant Morrison has balls, and that means taking chances with storytelling to mix things up and keep it fresh. Not every attempt is going to hit, but even the misses are at least intriguing.

RATING: 1.5/5

it's official - bryan sandala doesn't like fun.  or more accurately, he thinks fun is kind of mediocre


The Punisher Presents: Barracuda MAX #1

Writer: Garth Ennis
Artist: Goran Parlov
Colorist: Dan Brown
Publisher: Marvel/MAX
Price: $3.99

It is nice to see a Garth Ennis book after DC's cancellation of The Boys (all will be corrected soon, thanks to Dynamite Entertainment). And for all the Ennis fans out there, here's a book that clearly benefits from familiar tropes in the writer's oeuvre. He's taken a wildly likeable (if in an unlikable way) villain from his Punisher series, and set him off on an adventure all his own. Here, Ennis is as we've come to expect: unrepentantly vulgar, inventively humorous and fantastically populist. He knows what his readers want and in this book, that's exactly what he delivers.

Right out of the gate, you're either on board or you've decided to cash in your chips. We get Barracuda, a formidable Punisher villain, zipping up his pants after a back alley blowjob courtesy of a clearly mannish hooker. Barracuda always has a smile on his face-not just after gutter-quality fellatio-and it's easy to find him agreeable after giving in to the crude caricature. He's a walking Mandingo stereotype: big, black and imposing. Even after losing the fingers on his right hand and his right eye after his last run-in with Frank Castle, he's still a gregarious, if violent fellow. Ennis is unapologetic in this portrayal, as he is in most of his work. The writer's having fun, seeing what he can get away with, and allowing for typecast expectations to work the story.

After taking a convertible from some feeble hoods, Barracuda has a run in with C-grade mobsters. Rather than going along with their requests, let's just say he tells them "no" through acts of creative violent punishment. Turns out the goons worked for boss Big Chris (who looks a whole lot like another Ennis creation, Jesus de Sade, from Preacher). These two have a relationship of respect but complete mistrust. Big Chris intends to send Barracuda on a mission: to take his 20-year-old son, Oswald, a hemophiliac weakling, to make his first kill and prove that Big Chris' offspring can kill when called upon. And the one that Oswald is supposed to take down is now small fry.

Ennis may be resting on his laurels of series' past here: Oswald as a character is more than a little reminiscent of the doofus messiah from Preacher. While this issue has some stale moments, it's clear that Ennis is having a good time, and that black humor and violence will be hallmarks here as they are in with the Punisher. Goran Parlov's artwork allows for gleeful vulgarity; it's rough around the edges while the panel construction is simple and rigid. It's slow moving at times, but it's impossible not to have a good time following the Barracuda as he runs around town doing whatever he wants, wherever he wants. In some ways, he's untouchable, yet you can't wait to see what fate he'll incur down the road.

RATING: 3/5

were you one of the fans who supported the adventures of baron zemo and the thunderbolts for over one hundred issues?  well, we left a miniseries on the nightstand for you when we left in the morning with the green goblin and bullseye


Thunderbolts Presents Zemo: Born Better #1

Writer: Fabian Nicieza
Artist: Tom Grummett
Colorist: Sotocolor's J. Brown
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $2.99 

Marvel really seems to be pushing the Thunderbolts lately. First they reform the team, and put Warren Ellis at the wheel. Then they take that issue and deliberately call it a Civil War tie-in so that several thousand suckers (like myself) will immediately buy it without hesitation, regardless of their feelings toward the Thunderbolts. Now they're doing a four-issue mini-series about Baron Helmut Zemo. I don't know much about the character, as I don't read Thunderbolts. However, I do know that "Zemo" sounds an awful lot like "Zima," which makes me laugh every time I read his name, so he can't be all that bad. If you don't know what Zima is, you're either too young, or too manly.

The focus of the book (and the series for that matter) is not so much on Helmut, but on the origins of the Zemo legacy. The book begins with a graduate student working on his a thesis about the Zemo lineage. He believes that in a recent accident, Helmut, while believed by the masses to be dead, actually went back in time. Turns out that's exactly what happened. However, due to the skin damage he received during the explosion, he is thought to be a leper, and is held prisoner. There he is frequently visited by one of his ancestors, who is still a young boy at the time. Helmut quickly becomes the child's mentor, and teaches him the true meaning of leadership. The book switches between the two narrators (the grad student and Helmut himself) frequently, which is a risky style of storytelling, but Fabian Nicieza (I've never heard of him either) pulls it together very well.

The art's pretty good, but there's nothing breathtaking about it. The true beauty here lies in the compelling narrative. Any fan of the Thunderbolts will definitely want pick this one up. There's no reason why everyone else shouldn't either. Hell, the series is only going to be four issues long, so it's not like you're making a huge commitment. Plus, when a book can fit enough information into one book, that many other comics would take an entire story arc to convey, you know it's going to be a pretty good read. -Tristan Hoagland is currently serving three consecutive life sentences for the ritual murder of twenty-three transients from June 1996 to April 1998. His reign of terror has been immortalized in media adaptations such as the film "Toy Story 2" and the television show "Murphy Brown."

RATING: 4/5

Newsletter for February 20, 2007
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Editor's Notes

Well, Civil War #7 comes out tomorrow, and it's time for me to bring you some one hundred percent true Civil War Spoilers to completely ruin everything for you!  Here it is, a complete summary of the resolution to Civil War.

  • In a surprising change of alliances, Tigra was actually on Cap's side all along.  Also she was a skrull.
  • "Captain America" is actually Hydro-Man in disguise.
  • However, "Iron Man" is actually Captain America, who knew that Hydro Man was in disguise and was sure that the registration act would lead him to "make a mistake."  Which Hydro Man does, when he says, "You'll never stop me, for I am Hydro Man!  I mean, Captain America!  ****."
  • Why would Hydro Man do this?  It's revealed that Hydro Man was actually being mentall controlled by Professor X.  Which leads to...
  • Professor X didn't actually lose his powers on M-Day.  His brain actually switched places with Xorn, who went into space because of a "very special episode" of Who's the Boss?
  • But where has Tony Stark been this whole time?  After Captain America told him about Hydro Man's sinister plan, he went into hiding and underwent genetic therapy to gain the Skrull's shape-shifting powers, so he could assume the form of Captain America's most trusted sidekick, the Falcon.  To facilitate this, the Falcon was murdered in his sleep by white people.
  • The Falcon's ghost had actually been possessing Xorn/Professor X to gain vengeance through his murder, which had been so violent it sent him backwards through time.
  • Mr. Fantastic was also a skrull.
  • So was Hank Pym.
  • It's revealed that actually, all the characters are skrulls, undergoing an intense, ritualistic drama during which they subsumed all sense of their self in the characters they were portraying.
  • Also, the whole thing was a dream Franklin Richards had.
  • Something to do with Onslaught.
So, as you can see, the Civil War makes perfect sense.

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DARK HORSE
  • Conan #37
  • Criminal Macabre: Two Red Eyes #3 of 4
  • Ghost in the Shell 1.5 Human Error Processor #5
  • Outer Orbit #3 of 4
  • Rex Mundi #4
  • Sock Monkey: The Inches Incident #3 of 4

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  • 52 Week #42
  • Aquaman: Sword of Atlantis #49
  • Birds of Prey #103
  • Brave and the Bold #1
  • Catwoman #64
  • Checkmate #11
  • DMZ #16
  • Ex Machina: Inside the Machine vol. 1
  • Hellblazer #229
  • Helmet of Fate: Black Alice #1
  • Ion #11 of 12
  • Krypto the Super-Dog #6 of 6
  • MAD Kids #6
  • Omega Men #5 of 6
  • Red Menace #4 of 6
  • Robin #159
  • Rush City #5 of 6
  • Scooby Doo #117
  • Shadowpact #10
  • Spirit #3
  • Superman #659
  • Testament #15
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre #4
  • Wonder Woman #4

IMAGE
  • Battle Pope #13
  • Elephantmen #7
  • Girls #22
  • Impaler #3 of 4
  • Invincible #39
  • Nightly News #4 of 6
  • Retro Rocket #4 of 4
  • Witchblade Takeru #1

MARVEL
  • Amazing Spider-Man #538 (Civil War Tie-In)
  • Cable/Deadpool #37
  • Civil War #7 (Civil War Tie-In)
  • Hellstorm: Son of Satan #5 of 5
  • Immortal Iron Fist #3
  • Legion of Monsters: Werewolf by Night #1
  • Marvel Adventures Avengers #10
  • Marvel Adventures Spider-Man #24
  • New Avengers: Illuminati #2 of 5
  • Powers #23
  • Puniser War Journal #4
  • She-Hulk 2 #16
  • Silent War #2 of 6
  • Spider-Man Family #1
  • Ultimate Fantastic Four #39
  • X-Men: First Class #6 of 8

INDIES
  • Battlestar Galactica #6
  • Classic Battlestar Galactica #4
  • Devi Special Extended Collected Edition #1 & 2
  • G.I. Joe vs. Transformers Vol. 4 #2 of 2
  • Highlander #4
  • Johnny the Homicidal Maniac #4
  • Knights of the Dinner Table #123
  • Lenore #1
  • Local #8 of 12
  • Newtype March 2007
  • Night of the living Dead: Beginning #3 of 3
  • Previews Vol. XVII #3
  • Sadhu Special Extended Collected Edition #1 & 2
  • Se7en: Sloth #3 of 7
  • Simpsons Comics #127
  • Sonic the hedgehog #172
  • Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Space Between #2
  • Super Bad James Dynomite #5
  • Tales From Riverdale Digest #18
  • Transformers: Prime Directive Movie Prequel #1
  • Walk-In #3
  • Warhammer 40K #2
  • Wasteland #7

MERCHANDISE
  • Annihilation Book 1 HC
  • Bird of Prey: Perfect Pitch TP
  • Catwoman: The Replacements TP
  • Checkmate Vol. 1 TP
  • Classic Peanuts Character #4 Schroeder Statue
  • Danger Girl: Back in Black TP
  • Justice Vol. 2 HC
  • Marvel 1602 Gaiman HC
  • Marvel Masterworks Daredevil Vol. 4 New Edition HC
  • One Eye SC
  • Revved GN
  • She-Hulk Vol. 4: Laws of Attraction TP
  • Soul's Winter: The Collected TMNT Work of Michael Zulli
  • Teen titans: Titans Around the World TP
  • Universe X Vol. 2 TP
  • Wonder Woman: Flying High by Hughes T-Shirt (S-XL)
  • X-Factor Visionaries: Peter David Vol. 2 TP
  • X-Factor Vol. 1: The Longest Night TP
  • Zombies: Feast Poster

NEXT WEEK'S RELEASES
  • City of Others #1 of 4
  • Conan and the Midnight God #2 of 5
  • Samuari: Heaven and Earth Vol. 2 #3 of 5
  • Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic #14
  • 100 Bullets #81
  • 52 Week 43
  • Action Comics #846
  • American Virgin #12
  • Batman Confidential #3
  • Blue Beetle #12
  • Connor Hawke: Dragon's Blood #4 of 6
  • Crossing Midnight #4
  • Exterminators #14
  • Firestorm: The Nuclear Man #33
  • Flash: the Fastest Man Alive #9
  • Green Lantern #17
  • Hawkgirl #61
  • Jack of Fables #8
  • JLA Classified #35
  • JSA Classified #23
  • Justice #10 of 12
  • Ninja Scroll #6
  • Supergirl and the Legion of Superheroes #27
  • Fear Agent #11
  • Freshmen Vol. 2 #3
  • Jack Staff #13
  • Negative Burn #9
  • Noble Causes #27
  • Phonogram #5 of 6
  • Strange Girl #14
  • Walking Dead #35
  • Annihilation: Heralds of Galactus
  • Black Panther #25
  • Civil War: Front Line #11 of 11
  • Daredevil #94
  • Doctor Strange: The Oath #5 of 5
  • Eternals #7 of 7
  • Heroes for Hire #7
  • Iron Man #15
  • Marvel 1602: Fantastick Four #5 of 5
  • New Excalibur #17
  • Runaways #24
  • Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane #15
  • Wisdom #3 of 6
  • Wolverine #51
  • Wonder Man #3 of 5
  • X-Factor #16
  • X-Men #196
  • Wizard Magazine #186
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